[quote name='mykevermin']WOAH! THAT GUY HAD THE SAME PROBLEM AS YOU! WAHT CONSPIRACY! CALL QUEEN BEATRIX!
The ironic thing about the OP is that one of the reasons I don't shop at Wal-Mart is to avoid those bloated ego hillbillies who think shouting their way out of every problem is an appropriate, adult, mature response. I'd rather deal with the effete liberal princesses buying designer curtains (still made in third-world nations, but with Isaac Mizrahi's name on them, giving it a touch of panache with that child-labor charm) at Target than Lee-Ron Bupkis, his five screaming bastards, tweety-bird sweatshirt wearing wife, and their bascart full of Little Debbie snacks, Keystone Lite beer, and fishing lures.
So, yes, never shop at Wal-Mart. Avoid the OP and his ilk.
And, for the record, you can pull the "class" card all you want ("blah, they'll be working at Wal-Mart forever"), but you can wake up every morning with the recognition that when your brother thought of the perfect gift for you, he bought up a WALMART GIFT CARD. Christ, I'd feel more loved if someone bought me a dancing kung-fu hamster and a box of 30-year old black licorice from Walgreens.[/QUOTE]
I live in a hillbilly town, i have a hillbilly accent and would prolly be called a country bumpkin if you heard me talk but this line of dialogue you just wrote is just pure full of win. I laughed so hard reading this, my hats off to you. You were pretty much spot on.
And to the OP, learn some manners.