[quote name='QiG']
this game and the
ing motion controls. [/QUOTE]
Dang, son. Let's do this a bit at a time.
Make it plain, brother.
[quote name='QiG']...it's clear that they rushed this game out for the holidays. [/QUOTE]
It's clear to me that a lot of time was put into the game. Regardless of the release schedule.
[quote name='QiG']It's completely uninspired considering how extremely little it brings to the table compared to the DS version that came out over THREE AND HALF YEARS AGO.[/QUOTE]
The underlying assumption here is that Nintendo was compelled to "inspire" and deliver appetizers to this table of which you speak.
This title is nostalgia in more ways that one: they're not only going way back with a little 2D platforming, they're pulling in all our favorite elements from great 2D platformers gone by. I would say they succeeded in scratching that 2D Mushroom Kingdom itch, but WTF do I know?
I would only fault them in going halfway in their retro/nostalgia fun: if you're going to bother to get in the wayback machine, have the decency to tether this experience to tight, crisp play control.
[quote name='QiG']Hearing Mario say the same three or four noises for hours on end makes me want to punch babies and kick puppies.[/QUOTE]
You must've been so pissed in SMB through SMW when he said jack shit. The babies you punched in 1989 alone! ANGRY!
[quote name='QiG']Why no option for regular controls or character selection?[/QUOTE]
Right on target on the regular (if you mean CC or minus-waggle) controls.
As for character selection, it's not an unfair request, but I think the defense might be that all characters would play the same anyhow. Which is to say, they didn't want to give the impression of a SMB2-type affair.
[quote name='QiG']Why don't they show the koopa kids jumping off the dropship if I warped past a world and go to it for the first time?[/QUOTE]
Ain't no high like a crack pipe high cause a crack pipe high makes you write crazy shit like this^^^^
[quote name='QiG']Why can't I choose to start at either the beginning of a level OR the checkpoint when I'm star hunting?[/QUOTE]
I don't see how the checkpoint mechanic is any different than it was in SMW. And, yes, SMW is the standard for excellence. So your request is invalid. Move along.
[quote name='QiG']And now I'm jipped out of a bonus for letting the Luigi walkthrough box show up at all regardless of whether I use it?[/QUOTE]
I don't know what you mean about a bonus, but I would like to agree on this if the point is "
that stupid
ing Luigi box." Don't insult me with your petty walkthroughs, Luigi. You green cock.