I know this is a repost, but its more recent so let's keep this going:
1. Stop being such a cynical basterd. Be a little bit nicer to people and stop complaining about their little flaws.
2. Get a girlfriend, new clothes, new haircut, basically just clean myself up a little bit
3. Read more, read better stuff, broaden my mind
4. Get a lvl 60 in WoW
Basically, stop being such a sullen asshole