Blaine
CAGiversary!
So, I, like most get really irritated at the way Nintendo of America runs thier customer loyalty program. That is to say, you register games and as thanks for buying thier product and registering it (which provides them with valuable market research), the Nintendo branches thank you.
Nintendo of Japan is the king, offering everything from hats, toys, customized wiimote battery covers to exclusive games (Game and Watch Collection and Tingle's Balloon Fight). Say what you will about the quality of the games, namely they're usually so-so, but a free* game is a free* game. And if it's one you can't buy in stores, the cool factor is high enough to make it desirable.
Nintendo of Europe has been doing a good job of letting customers convert 'points' earned by registering into Virtual Console credit. Not as cool as some of the exclusive stuff, NoJ gets... but I like the effort.
Nintendo of America gives you shit. Well, you can have a 3 month subscription to Nintendo Power (1 time). Previously you could get a sneak preview DVD - which was something - but was so long ago that it has sneak peeks for Metroid Prime 1 in it. Not very current.
As of right now, I have a ton of product registered and a long, long, long time ago I exhausted the free Nintendo Power deal. Registering my Xmas games I just got sick of it and emailed Nintendo. So here's the Q: and A: (cut to the actual meat of the emails).
Q:What reason do I have to continue to register software?
A:While I can't give you any good reason for continuing to register your products, who knows what may be offered in the future?
Ahh, the untold promise of the future! At least exagerate with something like "Well, we have some very good promotions in the works that could be blah blahbity bloo". I appreciate the honesty but... wilikers.
I've been to Nintendo World. They have boxes of Wario buttons and crap. Everyone has seen the swag they give out at fill-in-the-blank conference.
Just...just give that stuff, or something. Anything!
But, why bother? I'm probably just going to keep registering, because I'm a tool and somehow in the far corner of my brain I hold onto the delusion that Nintendo will hold a "Play Pinball with Suda Goichi" drawing to celebrate "No More Heroes" US launch and Suda and I can sit back with our wrestling masks and hang out over a nice game of Medieval Madness.
So there ya go, folks. Why bother registering? Because you're dumb! Now get typin'!
*Free is relative. Sure you have to buy a lot of games to get the points but, for many of us, you're buying the games anyways!
Nintendo of Japan is the king, offering everything from hats, toys, customized wiimote battery covers to exclusive games (Game and Watch Collection and Tingle's Balloon Fight). Say what you will about the quality of the games, namely they're usually so-so, but a free* game is a free* game. And if it's one you can't buy in stores, the cool factor is high enough to make it desirable.
Nintendo of Europe has been doing a good job of letting customers convert 'points' earned by registering into Virtual Console credit. Not as cool as some of the exclusive stuff, NoJ gets... but I like the effort.
Nintendo of America gives you shit. Well, you can have a 3 month subscription to Nintendo Power (1 time). Previously you could get a sneak preview DVD - which was something - but was so long ago that it has sneak peeks for Metroid Prime 1 in it. Not very current.
As of right now, I have a ton of product registered and a long, long, long time ago I exhausted the free Nintendo Power deal. Registering my Xmas games I just got sick of it and emailed Nintendo. So here's the Q: and A: (cut to the actual meat of the emails).
Q:What reason do I have to continue to register software?
A:While I can't give you any good reason for continuing to register your products, who knows what may be offered in the future?
Ahh, the untold promise of the future! At least exagerate with something like "Well, we have some very good promotions in the works that could be blah blahbity bloo". I appreciate the honesty but... wilikers.
I've been to Nintendo World. They have boxes of Wario buttons and crap. Everyone has seen the swag they give out at fill-in-the-blank conference.
Just...just give that stuff, or something. Anything!
But, why bother? I'm probably just going to keep registering, because I'm a tool and somehow in the far corner of my brain I hold onto the delusion that Nintendo will hold a "Play Pinball with Suda Goichi" drawing to celebrate "No More Heroes" US launch and Suda and I can sit back with our wrestling masks and hang out over a nice game of Medieval Madness.
So there ya go, folks. Why bother registering? Because you're dumb! Now get typin'!
*Free is relative. Sure you have to buy a lot of games to get the points but, for many of us, you're buying the games anyways!