(Nontipper complaints)
You nontippers better tip us.
Its expensive driving to your house because your to fat to go yourself! And then we get like 50 cents to pay for gas!
Tip waiters that walk two feet from the kitchen to your table? But you dont tip the driver that drives around looking for your shittily painted House Number?
(end nontipper rant)
I ussually get tipped 2-5 bucks. I have had around 2-3 non-tippers. I've been delivering for about 1-2 months now.
Oh and if you are going to order from anybody, go outside and see if your numbers are noticeable from the street.... Man, people really have the shittiest numbers on their house. It feels like every place that orders runs out and scrapes off their numbers.
so let me ask you this..for those who actually deliver...
how many rounds do you have to make a night to cover your gas tank?
How much do you make a night?
I work during the days. Around four hours a day. And on slow days I can do anywhere between 4-8 deliveries. And my highest delivery count was around 18 in four hours.
And it isn't a shitty job. Trust me, I hate doing crappy jobs. If you have very low attention span delivering is a great idea because its always different(even when you hit up the same places). I first worked backstage for plays but that was just a temp job, then I went into a College and worked as an Assistant to Accounts Payable (BORING) Then I worked retail at Best Buy, EBgames and Circuit City. Way to boring and I hate dealing with customers. And then I worked at THQ Testing Games. Omg SO boring and I hate all game testers.
Pizza Delivery is probably my favorite job i've had. Although driving for Infiniti was hella fun (but didnt pay good enough for what you had to do).
Its also nice taking home cash every night. And its a great job to have while attending college.
BUT:
Dont tip once? Fine, its alright... just tip next time...
Dont tip twice? Ergh... dont be a jerk, better hope you dont get me again.
Dont tip the third time? You are now getting menstrual Blood Imported from a Japanese vending machine in your pizza sauce.
I hate the concept of tipping...but I also hate the idea of having a dick in my pizza, so I tip around $2 whenever I order.
Haha, true. I think the concept of tipping is lame. I think its stupid when you are forced to tip when its something that you could do. But, the person ordering obviously couldnt go get the pizza themselves thus = tip.
(Those that live in the Thousand Oaks area, order from Toppers!)
Reading a thread like this is exactly why I stridently refuse to cross-train as a server at my current job.
It still boggles my mind that there are people in this day and age that don't tip. Though, I've noticed that it's mainly because they don't understand that these people's wages ARE your tip.
'Oh, I'm going to stiff the delivery guy.' Really, that just makes you an asshole.
If you get crappy service, fine, then don't tip... that's reasonable. Not tipping because you just don't want to? Dick move.
People that don't tip are complete morons. I KNOW WHERE YOU
ING LIVE! Ahahaha. And I know that dog that yaps at the door every time I ring the door bell has to go out to pee sometime, and when he does ill be out there to snap its neck. (No I wouldnt, but it just sounded funny). But really, I know where you live. What is going to stop me from coming to your house at 1am with a dozen eggs that I purchased with the money I got from someone that acctually tipped!
$20 Order and you werent nice AND didnt tip? 20 Eggs.
"Here's a tip. Get a better job."
I'm sure you get tipped after slurping up the last drop of your clients warm man jizz...