There are so many but here are some of my favorites...
Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." (Lionel Hutz)
My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot and a communist, but he is not a porn star. (Abe)
They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants. (Moe)
Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will mean much less breeding, for me, much much more. (Comic Book Guy)
Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene. (Homer)
Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son." (Lionel Hutz)
My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot and a communist, but he is not a porn star. (Abe)
They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants. (Moe)
Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you this will mean much less breeding, for me, much much more. (Comic Book Guy)
Just once I'd like someone to call me 'Sir' without adding 'You're making a scene. (Homer)