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http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/26/gator.attack.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories
[quote name='CNN.com']VENICE, Florida (AP) -- A man who lost his ball in a golf course pond nearly lost a limb when a nearly 11-foot alligator latched on to his arm and pulled him in the water, authorities said.

Bruce Burger, 50, was trying to retrieve his ball Monday from a pond on the sixth hole at the Lake Venice Golf Club.

The alligator latched on to Burger's right forearm and pulled him in the pond, said Gary Morse, a spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. Burger used his left arm to beat the reptile until it freed him.

"I saw him reach down to get his ball and he yelled" for help, said Janet Pallo, who was playing the fifth hole and ran over to drive the man to the clubhouse.

Burger, from Lenoir City, Tennessee, was taken to a hospital but was not seriously injured, Morse said Tuesday.

It took seven Fish and Wildlife officers an hour to trap the one-eyed alligator, which measured 10 feet, 11 inches, Morse said.

The pond at the sixth hole has a "Beware of Alligator" sign.

"Unfortunately, that's part of Florida," course general manager Rod Parry said. "There's wildlife in these ponds."[/QUOTE]
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[quote name='Strell']Bruce Burger has to be the coolest name I've ever heard.[/QUOTE]

That was the first thing I thought when I read this. Here's how a typical conversation must go when he approaches a girl at a bar:

: Hi, I'm Bruce Burger
: Take me home
 
[quote name='TC']All that for a $1 golf ball. Cheapassgolfer[/quote]
If I was that dude i'd have done the same thing. It's not a $1 golfball; it's a $1,000,000 story!
 
[quote name='munch']That was the first thing I thought when I read this. Here's how a typical conversation must go when he approaches a girl at a bar:

: Hi, I'm Bruce Burger
: Take me home[/QUOTE]

You give him too little credit. I imagine the clothes vaporize immediately after he's finished saying "-er" upon greeting.

There's probably this awesome sound effect that goes along with it. Like WAH-CHAH! or something.

I'm Bruce BurgerWAH-CHAH!
 
[quote name='munch']That was the first thing I thought when I read this. Here's how a typical conversation must go when he approaches a girl at a bar:

: Hi, I'm Bruce Burger
: Take me home[/QUOTE]
You're confusing Bruce Burger with Max Power ;)
 
Bruce Burger is this guy's brother:
neilhamburgerbl5.jpg
 
[quote name='Strell']You give him too little credit. I imagine the clothes vaporize immediately after he's finished saying "-er" upon greeting.

There's probably this awesome sound effect that goes along with it. Like WAH-CHAH! or something.

I'm Bruce BurgerWAH-CHAH![/quote]

:rofl:
 
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