aw I miss him! ...I used to party with the guy back in my hometown. This was around 1999 - 2000... He would come do shows at the Westward Ho Comedy Gallery regularly and then hang afterward with the improv troupe I was in at the time. And yea.....DRUUUGS! Lots of them...mostly pot and meth. He might of done harder stuff, but I didn't see it. Him on stage..that's what he was like all the time. I was surprised he survived as long as he did.
...yea some of my favorites:
My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "no, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah."
I was gonna have my teeth whitened, but then I said
that, I'll just get a tan instead.
When you go to a restaurant on the weekends, it's busy, so they start a waiting list. They start calling out names, they say "Dufrene, party of 2. Table ready for Dufrene, party of 2." And if no one answers, they'll say their name again. "Dufrane, party of 2." But then if no one answers they'll just go right on to the next name. "Bush, party of 3." Yeah... what happened to the Dufrenes? No one seems to give a shit. Who can eat at a time like this? People are missing! You
ers are selfish. The Dufrenes are in someone's trunk right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry - that's a double whammy. We need help. Bush, SEARCH party of 3! You can eat once you find the Dufrenes.