[quote name='$hady']Proven fact:
99.5% of the time black people never live in horror movies.[/QUOTE]
I think that there is some reference to this in one (or more) of the scary movie series, along with a reference to white people always falling into really obvious traps.
Thanks for the link, OP. I had never seen this parody before, but have seen the shining several times (along with the horrible miniseries version).