South African men fear being raped by women

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South African men fear being raped by women

In an apparent deliberate attempt to spread AIDS, rape by women is on the rise in South Aftica with a string of rapes reported in recent months.
"Welcome to the world of AIDS" one traumatized victim was told by his female rapist. Another male rape victim was taunted with "You are now infected with AIDS"
Statistics show 5.2 million of South Africa's 47 million people are infected with HIV. One theory of why females are trying to spread AIDS is once learning they are infected, they want to retaliate against those they feel responsible.
-From shortnews.com

My question is what the hell is wrong with people these days?

If some chick did that to me, I'd immediately give her the beatdown of her life.

This is how it would go.

Me: "Damn, baby that was some good shit."

Her: "Welcome to the world of AIDs, bastard!"

Me: "What, what the fug are you talking about?"

Me again: "Welcome to the world of an ass kicking!"

And I'd immediately adminster the biggest ass beating that she could ever fathom. I'd beat the AIDs outta, that biotch.
 
Hey, you have AIDS then, you're gonna die anyways, go on a GTA-esque killing spree.

GET OVER HERE!

/likes to mix games
 
ive always had a different look on "if i had aids'

i know id be pissed beyond belief, but face it, im sure their are a lot of really really hot chics with aids

so if i had aids, id just bang every chic who already has aids, cuz noone else wants to bang em (or they'd get aids too)
 
[quote name='Grave_Addiction']South African men fear being raped by women

In an apparent deliberate attempt to spread AIDS, rape by women is on the rise in South Aftica with a string of rapes reported in recent months.
"Welcome to the world of AIDS" one traumatized victim was told by his female rapist. Another male rape victim was taunted with "You are now infected with AIDS"
Statistics show 5.2 million of South Africa's 47 million people are infected with HIV. One theory of why females are trying to spread AIDS is once learning they are infected, they want to retaliate against those they feel responsible.
-From shortnews.com

My question is what the hell is wrong with people these days?

If some chick did that to me, I'd immediately give her the beatdown of her life.

This is how it would go.

Me: "Damn, baby that was some good shit."

Her: "Welcome to the world of AIDs, bastard!"

Me: "What, what the fug are you talking about?"

Me again: "Welcome to the world of an ass kicking!"

And I'd immediately adminster the biggest ass beating that she could ever fathom. I'd beat the AIDs outta, that biotch.[/quote]

I think a better course of action would be to douse your dick in bleach before that beatdown. Bleach is life's saving throw.
 
[quote name='trustcompany1013']do not take my idea!!!
or i will get aids and give it to you!!![/quote]
How exactly do you plan on giving him AIDS?

nvm, I don't want to know.
 
[quote name='Naughty_Insomniac'][quote name='trustcompany1013']do not take my idea!!!
or i will get aids and give it to you!!![/quote]
How exactly do you plan on giving him AIDS?

nvm, I don't want to know.[/quote]

Hah hah, that's just nasty. :shock:
 
[quote name='Grave_Addiction']It's not your dick that's going to be shaq-fued up, it's your blood.[/quote]

Hey, anything's worth a try at that point.
 
[quote name='Grave_Addiction']It's not your dick that's going to be shaq-fued up, it's your blood.[/quote]

Unless I missed an article with a full story explaining it differently, I have to go with my understanding that standard vaginal sex was the method of transmission. That relies on the man to have open wounds on his skin below the equater. Assuming they didn't make a big cut to speed the process it would rely on usually very small natural wounds (which may or may not even exist, depending on the victim) meaning that risk of infection increases as you leave your genitalia to stew in the rapist's juices. If you were to disinfect your junk quickly after the act you'd minimize the threat of actually contracting HIV.
 
[quote name='jasonditz'][quote name='Grave_Addiction']It's not your dick that's going to be shaq-fued up, it's your blood.[/quote]

Hey, anything's worth a try at that point.[/quote]

Well, dousing my wanger in bleach and letting it burn like a mothernucker probably wouldn't be the first thing on my to-do list.
 
[quote name='jmcc'][quote name='Grave_Addiction']It's not your dick that's going to be shaq-fued up, it's your blood.[/quote]

Unless I missed an article with a full story explaining it differently, I have to go with my understanding that standard vaginal sex was the method of transmission. That relies on the man to have open wounds on his skin below the equater. Assuming they didn't make a big cut to speed the process it would rely on usually very small natural wounds (which may or may not even exist, depending on the victim) meaning that risk of infection increases as you leave your genitalia to stew in the rapist's juices. If you were to disinfect your junk quickly after the act you'd minimize the threat of actually contracting HIV.[/quote]

I really don't think that would work. As soon as your blood mix, the virus is in your blood stream. You would have to inject bleach into your blood stream to try to kill the virus, and I'm pretty sure bleach in the bloodstream is no better than HIV in your blood stream.
 
[quote name='x0thedeadzone0x']Doesn't anybody know that the ass is exit-only, you sick sick anal butt people?[/quote]

Er...no one said anything about getting it in the butt, did they?
 
[quote name='PsyClerk']I did, by quoting Frank Zappa's classic "Broken Hearts Are For Assholes".[/quote]

Ah, I stand corrected then.
 
[quote name='x0thedeadzone0x']Doesn't anybody know that the ass is exit-only, you sick sick anal butt people?[/quote]

Yeah, I know I don't want to stick anything of mine up some girl's poop chute.
 
[quote name='Grave_Addiction'][quote name='x0thedeadzone0x']Doesn't anybody know that the ass is exit-only, you sick sick anal butt people?[/quote]

Yeah, I know I don't want to stick anything of mine up some girl's poop chute.[/quote]

Pffft. Some drug smuggler you are.
 
Ram it, ram it, ram it, ram it up your poop chute!

Can't believe there are no Zappa fans here. No one knows "Bobby Brown" "Goblin Girl" or my personal favorite "Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?"
 
[quote name='jmcc'][quote name='Grave_Addiction'][quote name='x0thedeadzone0x']Doesn't anybody know that the ass is exit-only, you sick sick anal butt people?[/quote]

Yeah, I know I don't want to stick anything of mine up some girl's poop chute.[/quote]

Pffft. Some drug smuggler you are.[/quote]


Hah hah, hey man, you can have all the anus juice to yourself. I'd rather just stay with the poon. It's my favorite anyway. Plus, I know I won't be covered with corn and pork and beans when I'm down with the vaggy as opposed to not knowing what you will find when your done with the anus hole.

I've heard interviews that porn stars take laxatives for two days before they do a movie so they won't poop everywhere. In this case, it seems a lot safer to try something like that. But if your girl ate Taco Bell earlier that day, I would stay far, far away from that shit.
 
That is just wrong, thanks I really needed that visual or corn, pork and beans and taco bell. MMM Taco Bell.
 
Bitch: welcome to the world of aids
me: what?! BS i gotta be more careful where i get the free hooch, anyway, DIE BITCH

Than I would continue to give her the beating of her life, than fuck her since i already had aids.
 
I dont think I would bang her again. Male female sex has the lowest probability that AIDS will be transfered. Could still definately happen though.
 
plus if she was hot it might be worth it to get some of this action, magic has had the hive for like 25 years now or something, and he is still kickin!

plus maybe they would just poop on me
 
[quote name='x0thedeadzone0x']Ehh. I can declare formally that no day will ever be "stick it up my ass" day.[/quote]

Wait until you start paying taxes.
 
i keep my game boy games up my fudge tunnel, just in case i need them. of course, i don't have a game boy...
 
I always wondered why african women are so domineering. it's because they have aids. damn thats a horrid thought. I had a car accident with a african woman. I thought she wanted to exchange blows. meanwhile her man, who was in the passenger seat (go figure) just stood by and watched while she almost got an ass whoopin' for disrespecting me out in the stree like she was going to kick my ass... after she crashed into my car. then when the ambulance came her neck suddenly started hurting.

AIDS does horrible things to your mind
 
[quote name='jetblac']I always wondered why african women are so domineering. it's because they have aids. damn thats a horrid thought. I had a car accident with a african woman. I thought she wanted to exchange blows. meanwhile her man, who was in the passenger seat (go figure) just stood by and watched while she almost got an ass whoopin' for disrespecting me out in the stree like she was going to kick my ass... after she crashed into my car. then when the ambulance came her neck suddenly started hurting.

AIDS does horrible things to your mind[/quote]

Funny story, but the article was talking about African African women, not African American women. There's a difference.
 
Uhh... jetblac, just because some South African women have AIDS doesn't make all African women have AIDS, or domineering. Unless you in fact got into an accident with an AIDS patient from Africa.
 
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