I have a cautionary tale for those who try to play bundle trash games. Last night I decided to DL and try out a few games I'd been meaning to get to. Most were bundle trash. This is what happened:
What's Under Your Blanket? - You are in a bed with a two minute timer. You click on your dick as fast as possible to jack off until you hear someone walking up to your door. Then you have to click off your dick to bring your erection down before they open the door. They open the door, look, then go away. So then you walk over to your door, close it, and jump back in bed and repeat. The goal is to bust a nut before the two minute timer expires. I "won" the first stage and the second stage was me at the computer doing the same thing and I quit and hid this game from my Steam library.
Invasion: Brain Craving - How about it opens up in a tiny window about the 10th the size of my monitor and you can't resize? And how about it has a crappy UI and control scheme. Game itself didn't seem awful, but no patience for this until they allow me to play at least half screen so I can see what's going on.
Infect and Destroy - Make me sign up for an account? Oh, wait, there's a play offline option, great! Click that, click campaign. First mission sounds cool. But then you keep reading and it says campaign is coming soon... WTF? Quit.
I, Zombie - This one was actually the best out of the bundle trash. Simple and boring, but at least functional. You are a zombie. You move your char to bite humans and then turn them into zombies. You lead your zombie swarm to kill soldiers. It's like a mobile game with short quick levels, but okay.
Go! Go! Nippon! - Do people actually like these games? I mean, my patience for idly clicking was run short with the blanket game, but in this game I'm just clicking reading some stupid story about some idiot Weeaboo who visits Japan and stays with two underage girls while their parents are away. This idiot is amazed by metro cards which they must totally only have in Japan and 24 hour convenience stores. He also has never heard of a bidet. I was done with this game by the time Akira and Makoto wanted me to choose where I wanted to go visit. You people need a life.
Non Bundle Games:
The Land of Eyas - I finally got around to playing Coral's game. It was cool. Looks nice. Not exactly what I expected. I was thinking it was going to be a traditional platformer with baddies and point A to B progression, but it's more of a puzzle platformer where you use the stage flip dynamic to get to the cube in each stage. Still fun though.
Rogue Legacy - Amazon purchase - and yeah, this game is awesome. Great feel and fun to play even if I died like 5 times in 5 minutes. Will be going back to this.
Moral of the story - bundle games suck and are a waste of money.
uplay id shrin3rr if anyone wants to carry me through the incursion so i can get my set pieces...
