Wrestling is fake and stupid as shit.
Honestly, with all the pain they endure, and its a ton, not to mention the chance of injuries (some of which can, have been, life threatening) I really think you should use the predetermined and not fake... Cause the pain isn't fake.
That said you're more than welcome to think it is stupid as shit... That opinion is just as valid as thinking its entertaining.
Enzo is seriously the worst wrestler I've seen in a long time. It is part of his charm in my opinion. I love how everyone hates him and I go around quoting him all the time just to rl troll.
It is part of his charm... but at some point he's just going to have to step back and be a manager as Cass will be a bigger deal without a partner taking all the pin falls.
And why is Goldberg still there? I used to watch him back in WCW when I was 12 and thought wrestling was cool.
I'm not sure if you want an honest answer or not consider the first part of your post... but I'll give you one anyways. He came back to promote the new WWE 2K game as he was a preorder bonus but he has also gotten married (and had a child) since he left the business and neither of those two ever saw him wrestle live.
Anyhow, when he left the business word got out before hand (not as common as it is now) and word also got out that his last opponent (Lesner, who left for the NFL and then MMA) was leaving too and the match was pretty much shitted on by those in attendance. So when he left, he left, and had no intention of ever coming back but when he did... He found himself having fun and a one off match turned into a contract for four matches. (He has two left on the deal... One is this Sunday.)
Anyhow, likely more of an answer than you wanted but there ya go...
Roids are a helluva drug......
Sorry, gotta get back to my Special Ed class....
My guess is he's not on steroids but HGH.