Story of one man's rather "crappy" date

[Purple Flames]

Found this thread on another forum. I don't know nor care if it's true or not, but it's goddamn hilarious: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&CJAID=10409403&CJPID=3727850

 

[DarthPuma]

This isn't reddit.

 

[bardockkun]

Oh My God. The story is great, but the pictures make it epic.

 

[Blackout]

Even after he cleaned up, the toilet overflowed with all the stuff he used.

Edit: I was skimming around page 50 (thread is huge) and apparently the chick from the story posted in the thread in page 51.

 

[life.exe]

It was more disgusting than funny. Peeing in bottles....wtf?

 

[fatherofcaitlyn]

Repost?

 

[Z_meista]

repost

 

[Gentlegamer]

This is what the pee bottles thread is.

 

[dingo_stole_mybaby]

Holy crap I couldn't even breathe after looking at those pictures! That is a different kind of laughter. Thanks for linking this O.P.

 

[billyrox]

wouldn't be surprised if javeryh wrote this

 

[CheapyD]

I almost woke up Tai while cracking up to that thread...amazing!

 

[rickshankshaw]

It's fake. The pictures give it away.

 

[striker199]

awesomeness

 

[strongpimphand]

Happened to me before . Here's the solution I used

When you gotta piss and shit...you first lay down the toliet paper on the seat if its not your home. For sanitary and also for shit catching purposes, because the second step is..

SIT AS FAR BACK AS POSSIBLE! Why? Because you got an errection and you also gotta piss/shit. That paper on the seat is going to be a lifesaver

Point down. If you're blessed like me, your thing might hit the water or the inside of the bowl. It's ok, you can always rinse that shit off. Better than pissing on the floor

Quickly take off your shoes and move your pants. JIC purposes

Point down, even if you gotta bend, and try to piss first. Much easier.

If you're positioned right, shit should fall too. If you're just way too big or the seat is way too small...that's why you put the paper down on the seat in step 1 to avoid the dreaded "shit on the back seat"



Happened to be after tearing this girl up. Had to piss and shit so badly it was horrible. And no, in this case, the last thing you worry about is stinking up someone's bathroom.

 

[tcrash247]

Wow, that was epicly funny. Thanks for that post!

 

[Halo05]

Where the hell is the cartoon that used to be in that thread?

 

[Soodmeg]

Where the hell were you guys when this was posted like 2 days ago?

 

[RAMSTORIA]

funny stuff. but wtf does he need pee bottles for?

 

[Halo05]

Because he's a ing lunatic.

 

[Mospeada_21]

very funny story.

 

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

Should've at least said that he needed to smoke a cigarette outside and hidden somewhere public.

 

[DarkSageRK]

[quote name='Soodmeg']Where the hell were you guys when this was posted like 2 days ago?[/QUOTE]

Actually, where the hell is that thread?


Here's the gif from before. I could watch it forever...

Spoiler

 

[lokizz]

you know if the show was near the toilet why didnt he just sit sideways on the toilet and aim for the shower with his piss? then while the sink was running he could have washed the piss out of the shower. that said when you have to shit so bad the turtle is coming out of the shell you go handle that shit.

 

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

So apparently the dude also made a sex doll and records people, or something?

Spoiler

 

[Chuplayer]

This was about ten zillion times more entertaining than Raw.

 

[lokizz]

if he was a real man hed have that sex doll in the kitchen fixin him some grub not sittin around reading.

 

[Jesus_S_Preston]

Someone says "doll", Chu posts.

 

[Chuplayer]

[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']Someone says "doll", Chu posts.[/QUOTE]

Eat me.

 

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

 

[DarlingNina]

[quote name='Jesus_S_Preston']Someone says "doll", Chu posts.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Here's a creepier view of the doll.

Spoiler

 

[billyrox]

dude that is so wrong... that doll looks like it had the worst date ever

 

[JohnnyFoxDarko]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=121105801

This guy is strange.

 

[Halo05]

He's a ing future (or current) serial killer. Off to make sure my IP address can't be tracked.

 

[Chronis]

[quote name='Chuplayer']This was about ten zillion times more entertaining than Raw.[/QUOTE]

It's sad cuz it's true...

 

[Nathan_Sama]

[quote name='JohnnyFoxDarko']http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=121105801

This guy is strange.[/QUOTE]
I had to stop reading that from it being to creepy

 

[DarlingNina]

[quote name='JohnnyFoxDarko']http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=121105801

This guy is strange.[/QUOTE]

OMG. That shit is scary.

 

[Nifty_Shark]

Legendary. Thanks for posting

 

[fatherofcaitlyn]

[quote name='JohnnyFoxDarko']http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=121105801

This guy is strange.[/QUOTE]

I thought I knew this guy, but he is beyond the bizarre group of people I associate with.

 

[billyrox]

wow.. that is so messed up... the asian girl lucked the out

 

[62t]

wow at the doll story