Suggestions for a Fairy Tale rewrite

[EddieBelfour]

In my creative writing class we have to “remake” a fairy tale. I never read them as a child and am having a hell of a time coming up with an idea- not the idea, but a fairy tale. The best way I can describe the assignment is by bringing up the movie “Freeway” (based on little red riding hood) and “Freeway 2” (based on hansel and gretel). We are expected to come up with something like that. I can write like the wind, if the wind could write, but I just don’t know what fairy tale to use. I would rather use one that is off the beaten path i.e. not jack and the beanstalk or Cinderella. If anyone can help a brother out, I give you props. Thanks in advance.

 

[pimp_daddy_smurf]

make something with the 3 little pigs being big rapists and phsyco killers and stuff. thats what i did in 6th grade.

 

[FriskyTanuki]

Cinderella with strippers

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Do little red riding hood from the point of view of the wolf. Try to make the wolf a sympathetic figure.

Hungry, starving, alone...

 

[FriskyTanuki]

[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Do little red riding hood from the point of view of the wolf. Try to make the wolf a sympathetic figure.

Hungry, starving, alone...[/quote]

use my sig instead

 

[EddieBelfour]

[quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Do little red riding hood from the point of view of the wolf. Try to make the wolf a sympathetic figure.

Hungry, starving, alone...[/quote]


that's what im talking about my man. that's good right thurrr....


keep em coming ....

 

[dcfox]

[quote name='CrashSpyro123'][quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Do little red riding hood from the point of view of the wolf. Try to make the wolf a sympathetic figure.

Hungry, starving, alone...[/quote]

use my sig instead[/quote]

I like the idea of Little Red Riding Hood meets a tanuki.

 

[Wshakspear]

The story of the Big Bad Wolf going through drug rehab for Blow.

 

[evilmojo12542]

little red rideing hood meets freddy

 

[Mr Unoriginal]

Ok, I don't know how this came to me, but you could do Snow White but fill in the details from the Loraina Bobbit story. Lorainna is jealous of John so she does her thing (like the witch poisoning snow white) and then the porn industry can act like the dwarves or maybe the prince and "awaken" his manhood by allowing him to star in Frankenpenis.

I'll go kill myself now.

 

[EddieBelfour]

[quote name='dcfox'][quote name='CrashSpyro123'][quote name='Admiral Ackbar']Do little red riding hood from the point of view of the wolf. Try to make the wolf a sympathetic figure.

Hungry, starving, alone...[/quote]

use my sig instead[/quote]

I like the idea of Little Red Riding Hood meets a tanuki.[/quote]

when i looked at his sig, i began to rethink my career as an underachieving college student.

 

[XboxMaster]

That sig is awesome!

 

[EddieBelfour]

[quote name='XboxMaster']That sig is awesome![/quote]


got me scurred though.

 

[EddieBelfour]

bump for a day of writing.

 

[Tromack]

Yeah, the wolf one seems good, although I think it has already been done. There have been a lot of those fairy tales shown form the point of view of the villain in the last couple years.

You could have the wolf be the landlord and the pigs haven't payed rent in a while.
You could have the pigs sue the contractors who built the straw and stick houses.