The BigSpoonyBard 3OTTh Birthday Celebration...or Whatever.

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I'm going clothes shopping with my grandma in a little while. She gave me a ton of money to buy new pants and she said she needs a new pair of shoes, so I'm going to take her with me. I haven't been shopping with my family since I was 12 :lol:.
 
[quote name='Mojimbo']Gimme one of your QoS codes, munch.[/QUOTE]

I will if I have some left over. I seem to have lost my original ticket, so I need 2. That leaves 2. But, I might be able to scrounge up a couple more.
 
You're already giving me two, munchausen! >:][quote name='Brak']Which edition Fanny & Alexander?

Did he have anything else?[/quote]I'm gonna help him with the rest of his crap after work. He didn't want to charge me for the movies since I was helping him out, but he really needed money and I had a crisp $10 on me. :]
 
He found this hilarious video of monkey drinking his own pee that he wanted you to see. It was uploaded for the first time this morning.
 
[quote name='munch']Have you watched Satyricon, Braxor?[/QUOTE]
I've never seen that one.

You?
 
[quote name='corrosivefrost']hmmm... CAG works on iphone but not on laptop.. :/

Fidgit.com is wack. Tom Chick is a fucking retard.[/quote]
Talking about his top 10 list? I haven't played most of those games but I fully agree with GTAIV and Spore. Spore isn't just overrated, it's a downright bad game. Huge disappointment there.
 
[quote name='Brak']I've never seen that one.

You?[/QUOTE]

No. Some dude in a class of mine was writing a play on Petronius and it got me thinking about Satyricon. I've heard it's out there.
 
[quote name='munch']Does anyone else's wife/girlfriend play Christmas music nonstop around this time?[/QUOTE]

Worse, coworkers. At least with wife/gf, you get something out of it....
 
I had a coworker try to play a XMas song on like Nov 1. I was like get that shit out of here till the day after Thanksgiving.
 
[quote name='Brak']Have you ever become friends with a student, munch?[/QUOTE]

No. I'll wave to them when I see them on campus, but never "Hey, let's go hang out now."

I do bang all the hot chicks, though. :cool:
 
No. It might have had something to do with when I was mysteriously constipated, which might have had something to do with my back.

It's not chronic, so it should clear up soon.
 
Dear Santa,

How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of interesting toys. It's really neat how you're able to do that year after year. I guess that's how you stay number one in the Christmas presents business.

Actually, I admire the way you run Christmas. You really have a handle on it. You find out what people want (with letters like this and having kids tell you in person), and then you make the presents and control how they are delivered. It;s an impressive operation. I also like how you've got it to where when somebody says "Christmas presents," people automatically think Santa Claus. What a marketing advantage. Best of all, even though you're a huge success, people still don't know much about your private life. It's just rumors. That's so neat.

I think being at the North Pole helps. That was a good move. For example, when you're designing toys, only your elves know what you're doing, and you're way up there where nobody can spy on you and steal your ideas. And even if they do, you can always just let it out that you're making the same stuff to bring to people for free, so why would they buy the other guy's stuff?

Also, other people who make Christmas presents can't deliver them like you can. Yours is the only sleigh on the distribution highway. You must get some great discounts from them, because if they don't play ball you can just refuse to give out their presents. Very Sharp. What I don't get is why you give away stuff. That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. I admit, its why you're number one- who could compete with a deal like that? But it must make it hard to stay in business, especially when you have to visit every kid in the world. You have to keep growing or fail.

Here's an idea on how you can help finance your operation: Give everybody at least one battery-operated present at Christmas, then you could make batteries and sell them the rest of the year. It would create a demand: You give people something and then sell them what they need to make it work.

Another thing, about you coming down the chimney. That's so slow and inefficient. And what about all the people who don't have chimneys, Santa? I have one word for you: windows. Everybody has windows. That's about all I have to say. You're probably wondering if I was good or bad this year, but I don't really like to talk about my personal life, if that's O.K. (Just out of curiosity: When you were a boy, did any of the other kids call you a nerd?) Anyway, I don't really have anything to ask for. Mostly I think up something to play with and then build it myself. I guess I'm sort of like you-- I make my own toys.

Best of luck,
Bill Gates
http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/Theater/6653/santa.html
 
Weird. Brax0r was just telling me about how he avoided talking to a beautiful girl by pulling a LinkinPrime and buying some Cena action figures instead.
 
"Dude that's discusting that you smothered barbeque sauce on your attourney... -- Do prostates run in his family?" - LinkinPrime
 
[quote name='Brak']"Dude that's discusting that you smothered barbeque sauce on your attourney... -- Do prostates run in his family?" - LinkinPrime[/QUOTE]

You forgot to add "nees"!!
 
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