DW - Tonight, KEVIN NASH RETURNS TO THE RING and a hardcore legend says goodbye to TNA!
Angle - With the help of Mick Foley, you may have won the battle, but you didn’t win the war, Jeff! AND THERE’S A HUGE WAR THAT’S GONNA GO ON! Are you just a candy-assed hick from Nashville!? I’m gonna pick off the TNA talent one-by-one until it’s just you and me! ALL THE BLOODSHED WILL BE ON YOUR HANDS!
Tenay - KURT ANGLE HAS ISSUED A WARNING! LET’S GO TO JB! I HEAR THAT KEVIN NASH HAS ARRIVED IN THE IMPACT ZONE!
JB - Kevin, you showed up at Bound For Glory unexpected…
Nash - Unexpected? Someone paid for my tickets, right?
Sting - Well, here I stand the new TNA World champion! But I know that it’s not me who’s supposed to be standing here with the belt - it’s supposed to be Joe! I also know, Joe, that I can look you in the eyes and say that at Bound For Glory, you were the better wrestler. In fact, you are the better wrestler. The old man bit off more than he could chew, you took me places I’ve never been - I didn’t know which was up or down, but I was always coherent enough to know that 10 minutes into the match, you had me beat, you could’ve taken the win, but you chose not to. You chose instead to do what you always do which is mock me, and try to embarrass me, you wanted to humiliate me, Joe! The bottom line is, Joe, it’s because of your disrespect that I’m the champion and you’re not! How many times do you think that I had Flair in a place where he didn’t know which way was up or down, and I took the win because I had respect! THIS IS MINE, IT’S NOT YOURS, AND IT’S GONNA STAY THAT WAY, JOE! When I walked into the dressing room after BFG, there was a group of guys who shook my hand a group that didn’t. AJ, you didn’t, and you’re friends with Joe, but let me tell you something…(AJ comes out)
Tenay - JUST AS STING WAS EXPLAINING WHAT HAPPENED, HE WAS INTERRUPTED BY AJ STYLES!
AJ - Lemme tell ya something, I am friends with Joe! WE BEEN FRIENDS FOR A LONG TIME! If you would just listen to what people have to say, you’d get your respect. The reason you got no respect is cuz you showed no respect! You keep talking ‘bout respect and how we don’t give it to ya. Don’t belittle me and I won’t belittle you! I’m on the road making a living making money for the company and you’re sitting at home spending it! I’m away from my family, while you’re coaching your son’s football team! In 2002 it was guys like Low-Ki and Daniels who laid the foundation, and guys like Joe and AJ are putting bricks on this company. The cement is our blood, our sweat, and our tears! You think you can have a fancy chandelier and get respect - it doesn’t work like that, and if you don’t like it, there’s the door.
Sting - AJ, you told me you didn’t like how your dad brought you up. The example he set, and I can tell you that if you keep making the same mistakes, you’re gonna turn into your dad!
DW - A LITTLE PERSONAL!
Tenay - I’M GETTING WORD THAT THERE’S SOMETHING GOING ON INVOLVING KURT ANGLE! (a second later video plays of Angle beating up Curry Man) WELL, WE GOT WORD THAT SOMETHING WAS GOING ON INVOLVING KURT ANGLE! AND YOU CAN SEE EXACTLY WHAT IT IS!
DW - LOOK AT THE UPPERCUT ON SHARK BOY!
JB - Booker, tonight, you are one-on-one with Hernandez, a man known for his power.
Booker - You wanna talk about POWAH!? You see Jeremiah, in my country, the lion is the king of the jungle. I say that the elphant is the king, and I am a big-game hunter, and I hunt the elephant, and with my bare hands, I removed the tusks from the scalp! Plenty of aphrodiasiac for me and my honey queen. (JB touches him) Don’t ever do that again! What are you some kind of horny dog!? Let me get back to my chalice, tonight, Gonzales will fall at the feet of BOOO-KAH! NOW, WE GO! WBAHAHAHA!
Roxxi - I’ve lost a bunch of matches, I’ve barely won any of them, but I SURVIVED! I don’t give a shit about Spike. Kong, you can kiss my ass, you bitch. BRING IT ON! THE HARDER THE BETTER! Oh, sorry Spike…
(during Foley’s entrance)Tenay - BOY I SURE DO LOVE THAT CACTUS JACK SHIRT! I UNDERSTAND IT’S GONNA BE FEATURED ON AN UPCOMING EPISODE OF 30 ROCK! BUT FIRST, IT’S MICK FOLEY’S FAREWELL ADDRESS TO THE IMPACT ZONE!
Foley - (crowd chants FOLEY, FOLEY)Thank you. I’m gonna be honest, I’m not sure I deserve. I wanna hold a secret I’ve been holding a secret. I guess it was always assumed that I had some recuperative style, but the truth is, for 23 years, I have been a junkie. A ROLLER COASTER JUNKIE! YEAH! Come on, I rarely even have a beer! But I’ve found that when you wrestle a style I did, landing on floors, and I was able to deal with it successfully by looking at the world as if it was my own theme park, so I could put up with the pain as long as I knew I had an incredible coaster to look forward. Whether it was Matterhorn Mountain, the Twister, or the Hulk coaster RIGHT HERE IN ORLANDO FLORIDA! I have been on a 23 year thrill ride, but maybe I’m getting old or sentimental, or maybe Kurt just rattled my brains with that chairshot, but I’ve come to see that life and wrestling are like roller coasters and sometimes you just need to go back to the hotel and go to the pool to get ready to take on more coasters and more fun! This past summer, after 23 years, I found myself having less fun and feeling more stressed - I felt that the thrills were gone, but my decision to come to TNA was like a nice refreshing swim in the pool! Because I re-emerged ready for more thrills and more fun, and may I say that with the incredible athletes in TNA whose passion, talent, and dedication is second to none. With them by my side, my time in TNA has been one of the greatest thrill rides in my life. But there’s only so many times a guy can be a guest enforcers, and that’s about one, so while I’ve enjoyed my time here, it is time to say goodbye. Thank you for one hell of a ride and I only wish it could have lasted a little bit longer. Thank you so much!
Tenay - BOY IS THAT EVER THE SENTIMENT THAT WE WOULD LOVE TO ECHO! WE REALLY WISH THAT MICK’S RIDE COULD’VE BEEN LONGER!
Foley - I’m gonna take a Kurt and wipe my Angle - are you serious?
Jeff - Mick, I’ve never been more serious about anything in my life. Are you serious?
Foley - Yes, I need to wipe my Angle. HAHA, thanks Jeff. Hey JB!
JB - What’s going on?
Foley - I’m not really at liberty to say, but he gets real…mavericky! In there. MAVERICKY!
JB - …that’s not even a word, Mick. I’M GONNA GET ME SOME ANSWERS, MICK, I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU’RE WIPING!
Tenay - THAT’S THE FIRST TIME WE’VE EVER SEEN ANYONE NOT TAKE THE 3 FROM THE HELLEVATOR!
Foley - JB, I’m not talking about a new acquisition or even a fancy new video game, I’m talking about change that will shake the very foundation of the wrestling world! Excuse us, Jeff and I are off to Vegas! What happens in Vegas…
JB - STAYS IN VEGAS!
Foley - WRONG! WILL BE SHARED WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD!