The Epic of Gilgamesh.. of Warcraft. Epic Drama!

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Quoted from one of many threads in the Onyixa forums! Enjoy the reading!

Warning: Not for the ADD types!

The Original
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965646786
2nd thread
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965527135
3rd thread
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965507800

The first link to WoW General Forums
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965526843

Gilgamesh thread resurrections of QQ
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=114805716
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=712002529
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=110568128

Moives / Merchandising
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965647572
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965647589

Official Gilgamesh Guilds Recruiting / Cyber Fan Clubs
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965747181
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965557834

Guilty Stepping forward
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965507182
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965447235
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965577257
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965447552
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965447546

WoW Site Mentioned in
http://www.afkgamer.com/
http://boards.ign.com/world_of_warcraft/b6673/148154935/p1/?5
http://www.blackravens.net/index.php/2007/08/11/inflagranti/ Hungarian WoW Site, breaking language barriers, lol.

Wikipedia - Influence on later epic literature
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epic_of_Gilgamesh

Q u o t e:

Shockwaves coursed throughout popular culture when an epic WoW forum thread, which originated on the Onyxia forum page, referred to a concomitantly hilarious and heartbreaking destruction of a guild when player character Demeter divulged that his wife, player character Gilgamesh, was having an online fling with several other guildmates, which possibly involved ventrilo "phone sex" and multiple exchanges of nude photos.



LINKS TO THE ORIGINAL IN OTHER REALM FORUMS

Q u o t e:
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965747222 - Demon Soul
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965526914 - Archimonde
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965447327 - Icecrown
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965507146 - Boulderfist
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965647146 - Mal'Ganis
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965746942 - Steamwheedle Cartel
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965507462 - Shadowmoon
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965527270 - Skullcrusher
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965447159 - Jaedenar
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965577460 - Ravenholdt
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965797276 - Thunderlord
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965797267 - Darkspear
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965507553 - Balnazzar
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965557031 - Gurubashi
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965447003 - Hakkar
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965747745 - Undermine
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965747206 - Spinebreaker
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965507309 - Eredar
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965557816 - Bloodscalp
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965557617 - Smolderthorn
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965446961 - Azgalor
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965447952 - Hydraxis
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965797173 - Dath'Remar
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965527649 - Dark Iron
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965647993 - Deathwing



FIRST YTMND
http://gilgamesh.ytmnd.com/

Epic Poems
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965527135&postId=9653712508&sid=1#354
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=965527135&postId=9653712508&sid=1#357
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Hilarious as it sounds, I'm a bit confused. Should I go through the links in the order you presented them or what?
 
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[quote name='Liquid 2']Yeah...not reading any of that shit.[/quote]

x4

Seriously. Summarize it. Then cliffnotes it. Then give me the abridged version of that.
 
Summary: Husband and wife both play WoW in the same guild (wife is the guildmaster). Husband got evidence of his wife cybering with other guild members/players. She had done this before on another server. Wife does not work and husband works up to 80 hours a week to pay the bills. Husband plans revenge and divorce, but the issue isn't fully resolved or anything on the boards, which sucks.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Summary: Husband and wife both play WoW in the same guild. Husband got evidence of his wife cybering with other guild members/players. She had done this before on another server. Wife does not work and husband works up to 80 hours a week to pay the bills. Husband plans revenge and divorce, but the issue isn't fully resolved or anything on the boards, which sucks.[/QUOTE]

Wow. That's it? Thank god I didn't even start reading that, and thank you DoK for the summary.
 
[quote name='Pancake Rabbit']Wow. That's it? Thank god I didn't even start reading that, and thank you DoK for the summary.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, it definitely isn't as epic as the links imply. Basically just a run-of-the-mill "housewife gets caught cheating" story. Except WoW was her vehicle for cheating.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Summary: Husband and wife both play WoW in the same guild (wife is the guildmaster). Husband got evidence of his wife cybering with other guild members/players. She had done this before on another server. Wife does not work and husband works up to 80 hours a week to pay the bills. Husband plans revenge and divorce, but the issue isn't fully resolved or anything on the boards, which sucks.[/quote]
Thanks for that.

Not uber as the scam from Eve-Online worth over $100,000. Now that was epic.
 
For those of who wish to get the idea just read some of the first 3 threads.

I want a "I Epic Mounted Gilgamesh" shirt...maybe I'll make one.

Some kid I know vent cybers, it's really weird. When asked, "Dude what if it's a guy with a girl's voice," he said "I don't care, her voice is so hot I'd do her anyway."

Needless to say he's never had sex.
 
[quote name='Dead of Knight']Summary: Husband and wife both play WoW in the same guild (wife is the guildmaster). Husband got evidence of his wife cybering with other guild members/players. She had done this before on another server. Wife does not work and husband works up to 80 hours a week to pay the bills. Husband plans revenge and divorce, but the issue isn't fully resolved or anything on the boards, which sucks.[/QUOTE]

Pretty much. Cybering is kinda sad. Cybering because your husband works to support your lazy ass is pathetic because he isn't home.
 
This whole thing will get more interesting once Gilgamesh finds out (unless she already has, I didn't read too much of it).
 
[quote name='Halo05']This whole thing will get more interesting once Gilgamesh finds out (unless she already has, I didn't read too much of it).[/QUOTE]

Nope, she won't be back till monday. I predict that a #4 thread will max out by the time she comes back.
 
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