Lawler - Snitsky has NEVER been pinned on Raw! NEVER!
J.R. - That’s impressive…
Flair - There’s been a lot of discussion as to why I decided to make this announcement here, in my hometown, of Charlotte, North Carolina. We all know my career can’t last forever. I know sooner or later, they’ll be a time for me to retire. I’ve compared myself to the great Cal Ripken Jr., the iron man of Major League Baseball, and to Brett Favre, who’s still the best quarterback ,but tonight,, here in Charlotte, North Carolina, and in front of the world, I am going to announce to you that I WILL NEVER RETIRE! I will only retire when I’m dead in this ring! OVER MY DEAD BODY! I’VE GOT TOO MUCH JUICE LEFT! WOOOO! I LOVE THIS BUSINESS! I’M GOING NOWHERE! WOOO!
Vince - You had me going, Ric. (crowd chants “YOU SUCK!”) RIC FLAIR DOES NOT SUCK! Ric, I hope your career goes on forever… as long as you keep on winning. Your career will continue on as long as you continue to win, because the first match you lose, Ric, your career is over. YOU UNDERSTAND ME!? YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT I’M SAYING!? Ric Flair’s long and illustrious career is over, and I hope you don’t die anytime soon.
Orton - Ric, thank you for the advice you gave me early in my career. Thank you, Ric, for being the legend and the role model you are, and that you became. I want to thank you in advance, Ric Flair, for the honor, and the pleasure, tonight, of ending your career.
J.R. - Murdoch with a key lock on Cody Rhodes…
Kennedy - Shawn Michaels has not only lost titles, but he also lost his smile… LOST HIS SMILE!? …how touching. This DVD covers the highs and lows of Shawn Michaels’ career, but no low will compare to the feeling of being in the ring with Mr. Kennedy!(director says “clear!”)
Jericho - THE SECOND COMING OF Y2J IS HERE, AND THERE’S ONLY ONE WAY TO ROCK, AND JERICHO ROCKS, AND THERE’S ONLY ONE REASON I CAME BACK TO RAW, AND THAT’S TO SAVE US FROM RANDY ORTON AND TO BECOME THE NEW WWE CHAMPION! It’s a message that’s loud and clear - Chris Jericho wants a title match, it’s clear to everyone… except Randy Orton… At first I thought it was because he was a spineless jellyfish, but I think it was because he didn’t understand the question. I’m going to state it clearly and in very short words, I’m going to Ortonize it. ME WANT TITLE MATCH! I EVEN BROUGHT VISUAL AIDS! Say it with me now - ME WANT TITLE MATCH! I’m not going anywhere until I get an answer, and you can give me a verbal answer, a physical answer, or a violent answer! Are you going to give me a title match? (Santino’s theme hit)
Santino - KYJ, you see KYJ, things have changed-a bit since da last time you were here and come off the street like a bum with a Lindsay Lohan haircut and demand a title shot.
Jericho - I’m sorry… who are you? Oh wait, I’m know you’re Santino..
Santino - Santino.
Jericho - Santana?
Santino - Santino!
Jericho - San-Tokyo?
Santino - SANTINO!
Jericho - Sandusky?
Santino - SANTINO! MYA NAME ISA SANTINO MARELLAAAA!
Jericho - I know, your name is Santino Marella!
Santino - You know why you haven’t gotten a response from Orton? Because you don’t deserve one! You haven’t wrestled in two years!
Jericho - Let’s have a match right now, Junior!
Santino - Hang on, I have to do my squat thrusts, and Maria has to give me a massage. First, I want to give you something to think about (Santino beats up Lawler)
J.R. - Chris Jericho’s first match in two years, next!
(to Hornswoggle)Vince - How about… Finlay versus. Khali at Armageddon. He’ll have the lucky of the Irish on his side, now get me an ice cream sandwich! CHOP CHOP! (on phone)Mr. Rogers has left the neighborhood, I repeat, Mr. Rogers has left the neighborhood!
(Carlito runs into a painted wall tunnel)Simmons - DAMN!
J.R. - The WWE Champion would be IMMORTALIZED if he could end the career of Ric Flair tonight!
Crowd - NAT-URE BOY! NAT-URE BOY!
Crowd - RAN-DY SUCKS! RAN-DY SUCKS!
(Flair gets beaten down)Fan shows “NO BUYS” sign
(Flair wins)Fan shows “MANY BUYS” sign