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It's a little early, but happy birthday!!

Don't take your eyes off the beagle. I hear she's plotting an attempt on your cake...

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my bday is on Sunday but we're having a party tomorrow night so we won't be around the rest of the weekend.
 
[quote name='Chika']my bday is on Sunday but we're having a party tomorrow night so we won't be around the rest of the weekend.[/quote]

Well then enjoy the party. Happy Birthday!
 
I'm going to stencil a pair of boobs and spray them all over McAllen on Sunday when I go bike riding, xchikaxchikax. Have a good one. :eek:)
 
[quote name='Rocko']Where are you now?[/QUOTE]

Deland.

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So that script that I sent you helped, corrosivefrost?

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Oh, and happy birthday too!
 
[quote name='st0neface']Deland.

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So that script that I sent you helped, corrosivefrost?

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Oh, and happy birthday too![/quote]

Yeah. I have the ultimate MonkeyList script now. ;)
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']What the Hell is Arturo's? Tacos? :cool:[/quote]

it's the taco stand i was tellin you about over the progreso crossing.
 
Ah, okay. You never got back to me about that name. Tacos would never make it, man. They'd be super soggy and discusting by the time they got to you. :(

Next time my mama goes to Prog for ambien and xanax I'll be sure to pick you and frosty up something neat. Like, a dildo with a sombrero or some shit.

Speaking of Mexico.. shit is getting real fucked up over there. Mexican five-oh just arrested the 2nd biggest cartel runner in Mexico City while the dude was out for a jog and they keep finding abandoned cars full of weapons and drugs across the river. I saw on the news that we're asking for more resources and back up incase this shit starts to spill over really bad. :(
 
I'm kind of annoyed that CNN stole my bit and then never put the video that went with this story online.
NOGALES, Arizona (CNN) -- Nogales, Arizona, is a small city. Just more than 20,000 people live here, according to the 2005 census. But spend a couple of days here with law enforcement, and your head will spin.

Almost half of all illegal drugs seized from Mexico last year were seized in the eastern Arizona region, and Nogales is the largest border city in this U.S. border patrol sector.

In the past six months, the Border Patrol has seized about 500,000 pounds of illegal drugs here, which is 15 percent higher than the previous six months. Each day, hundreds of people are arrested, mostly for immigration violations but many for drug and weapons crimes. The temporary jail cells in the Border Patrol station in Nogales are often overflowing. The Border Patrol boss in this sector says his agents were assaulted 260 times within the past year.
'The War Next Door'
Anderson Cooper reports live from the Mexican border as the brutal drug trade violence spills over into the U.S.
Tonight, 10 ET on CNN
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One night this week, we saw the danger and variety of lawbreaking activity experienced here quite vividly.

At the immigration checkpoint set up a half-hour north of Nogales on Interstate 19, a semi truck is pulled over when the drug-sniffing dog detects something. The back of the truck is opened, and inside are thousands of tomatoes, but the dog is still not happy.

The truck is taken back to the Border Patrol station, and agents climb over the tomatoes. And that's where they find the stash. Bales and bales of dope. Forty bales of marijuana. Nine hundred eight pounds, to be exact. At a street value of $800 a pound, the authorities estimate they kept $720,000 worth of marijuana off the streets.

I interview the man arrested for driving the shipment. The operating theory: that he is doing dirty work for one of the Mexican cartels. But the Mexican man tells me he is not scared, because "I was just carrying tomatoes." He claims that he knew nothing about the nearly half-ton of pot. The man will be telling that to the judge and could face significant time in an American prison.


Illegal drugs consume the day of all law enforcement people here.
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We drive with the Border Patrol in the late hours of the night and hear a call over the radio that two men have been spotted jumping the border wall with backpacks.

The chase is on, and another dog is brought to the area. The men disappear, but the dog picks up a scent in the heavy, hilly brush. Sarah the drug-sniffing dog is taught to sit when she finds something.

She suddenly sits and then jumps on what looks like bushes. It turns out the bushes are actually attached to sacks of marijuana. Two 25-pound sacks full of pot.

They were abandoned by the men when they ran away after being spotted. Street value, at least $40,000.

Ray Rivera, the agent who works with Sarah, told me that over the past two years, Sarah has found nearly 7,000 pounds of pot. But Rivera also is pretty heroic. Just a couple of weeks ago, he was shot in the leg when a man he was chasing committed suicide. The bullet passed through the man's face and into Rivera's knee. Law enforcement life here is not for the squeamish.

Before we leave this area, we go to a rural area west of Nogales where we hear illegal immigrants and drug couriers often try to get into the United States. When we get there, we see why. The tall border fence abruptly ends as it gets close to a small mountain, but there is plenty of space for people to squeeze into the United States.

We wander about 10 feet into Mexico to look at some of the clothes, water bottles and cigarette boxes that people have left behind. As we get ready to leave, we see a Border Patrol vehicle zooming towards us. They don't know we're with CNN; they think we may be criminals.

One of the four agents points his rifle at us and demands that we keep our hands in plain sight. They search our car, and we tell them who we are and what we're doing. They say they spotted us because of their long-range video cameras. They tell us to give them a heads up next time we go exploring, and all is well.

The agents did their job well. But there are only so many of them and an immense amount of border. After spending time with these agents, it's easy to see how sometimes what they do feels like a thankless task.
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[quote name='tiredfornow']Ah, okay. You never got back to me about that name. Tacos would never make it, man. They'd be super soggy and discusting by the time they got to you. :(

Next time my mama goes to Prog for ambien and xanax I'll be sure to pick you and frosty up something neat. Like, a dildo with a sombrero or some shit.

Speaking of Mexico.. shit is getting real fucked up over there. Mean five-oh just arrested the 2nd biggest cartel runner in Mexico City while the dude was out for a jog and they keep finding abandoned cars full of weapons and drugs across the river. I saw on the news that we're asking for more resources and back up incase this shit starts to spill over really bad. :([/quote]

that is messed up.

you could send some of that xanax and ambien my way, though.
 
Its still 50 bucks for a bottle of bars, Cheekuh. Lets split a bottle. :)

Bars are definitely the only way to get 6+ people drunk with one 12 pack of beer. :lol:
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']Its still 50 bucks for a bottle of bars, Cheekuh. Lets split a bottle. :)

Bars are definitely the only way to get 6+ people drunk with one 12 pack of beer. :lol:[/quote]

i'm just a big fan of being able to sleep without tossing and turning all night.
 
Bars are pretty heavy, though. You wake up feeling like a zombie, but I think the little football xanax pastillas are swell for a good nights rest.

I'll hit you up whenever I'm gonna go. My mom usually goes twice a month, so I'll see if I can hitch a ride with her the next time. She usually takes a friend or two along and they end up getting smashed and staying for hours and hours so I'm sure she'll be thrilled to have me along to get in and out. :lol:
 
when i was in college i used to see a neurologist because of my sleep disorder. i had a script for 270 xanax (2mg) a month, 30 restoril (at 30mg each) and 30 ambien (10mg). i'd take an ambien AND a restoril every night, in addition to a xanax 3x day. that was a sweet deal.
 
Man, that is fucking awesome. I'll forward the updated script to everyone that I know has the original. Teamwork is awesome!
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']fuck, now I want a beer.[/QUOTE]

Have you been following the Jesu announcements? Quite a few releases coming up.
 
[quote name='rabbitt']Have you been following the Jesu announcements? Quite a few releases coming up.[/quote]

I have not, do tell.

Also, now I have a beer.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']I have not, do tell.

Also, now I have a beer.[/QUOTE]

What are you drinking? I was looking to pick up some New Belgium Fat Tires, but my grocery store didn't have any, so I got a six of Rogue Dead Guy Ale and a Sam Adams sampler.

[quote name='jkb']jesu NEWS

Live at ATP Festival 'Fans Strike Back' 08 May 2009 to 10 May 2009, Butlins Holiday Centre, Minehead, England
Live at ATP / PRIMAVERA Festival , Barcelona, Spain From 28th To 30th May
'Opiate Sun' EP Caldo Verde July 2009. CD & Vinyl
'Infinity' LP- Avalanche Recordings June 2009. One song LP. CD, Vinyl & digital Download.
'Heart Ache' - 2xCD Hydra Head Version (2nd CD Bonus Unreleased EP from 2003) Sept 09
ENVY/jesu - Split LP (Hydra Head CD Version) Inc. Unconfirmed Bonus Mix[/quote]

And a bunch of other shit here.
 
[quote name='rabbitt']What are you drinking? I was looking to pick up some New Belgium Fat Tires, but my grocery store didn't have any, so I got a six of Rogue Dead Guy Ale and a Sam Adams sampler.



And a bunch of other shit here.[/quote]

Dammit, I'm gonna be poor.

Also, I happen to be drinking a Sam Adams Cream Stout, from the holiday sampler I got a while back.
 
[quote name='rabbitt']Hooray for beer!...

tomorrow night.[/QUOTE]

Tomorrow night, our lives will change. An execution, what a sight! Tomorrow night!
 
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