This thread no longer appears on searches... weird.
Anyway I caught the rerun of the Christmas episode and it was fantastic.
Highlights:
"I accidentally ran over it. It's a Christmas miracle!"
"It's a bold move to Photoshop yourself into a picture with your girlfriend and her kids on a ski trip with their real father but then again Michael is a bold guy. Is bold the right word?"
"It appears we are one bathrobe short."
"Take it from Toby."
"No, orange is whoreish."
"Permission to join the validity committee."
"Permission denied."
"Dammit."
"I'll need my entourage. Jim, Dwight, Ryan - c'mon, we're going to Asian Hooters."
"Bros before hos. Why? Because your bros are always there for you. They've got your back after your ho rips your heart out for no good reason and you were nothing but great to your ho and you told her that she was the only ho for you and that she was better then all the other hos in the world and then suddenly ... she's not your ho... no mo."
"I don't back down. My sister and I used to be best friends and we haven't talked in over 16 years over some disagreement I don't even remember. So... yeah... I'm pretty good."
"I totally rebounded. Somone else shoots and I take the ball and I score. Well, I guess I didn't really score... and I'm not sure who was actually shooting... but, whatever. It doesn't matter. It's all good... or as my ex might say, 'domo arigato Mr.... Scott."