The Super Ultra Sexy Hero OTT

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[quote name='flowery']I got to say I am a Reds fan and this year has been the worst roller coaster ride in awhile.

I took my grandma to dinner tonight and I went to the bathroom in which everything was wet and Mike Was Here was written on the wall. It made me laugh uncontrolablely.

Next OTT must be the "The Who's In My Mouth OTT".[/QUOTE]

HEEEEY! IM IN HERE!!!!!
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']*waits for lulu to slap smalien* :cool:[/QUOTE]
I wouldn't slap someone for appreciating breasts.
I might enlighten him on the pains of having breasts. Anyone see 10 Thing I Hate About You? The one scene where the girl has to wear the pregnant suit... yeah it'd be something like that minus the stomach ;-)
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']You mean you DON'T own Spinal Tap? Crap man, go find a store that has it and buy it. NOW! The in-character commentary track is almost as funny as the movie itself.[/QUOTE]

I actually haven't even seen the movie. :lol: :oops: :cry:

[quote name='SpottedNigel']Commentaries - Anything Kevin Smith, Cannibal: The Musical, Shaun of the Dead[/QUOTE]

Is there a new commentary on Clerks X? I could go for that. I've listened to all his others.

Shaun of the Dead is another possibility ...
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I wouldn't slap someone for appreciating breasts.
I might enlighten him on the pains of having breasts. Anyone see 10 Thing I Hate About You? The one scene where the girl has to wear the pregnant suit... yeah it'd be something like that minus the stomach ;-)[/QUOTE]

I actually know someone who had back problems from obscenly large breasts.

And I would be very willing to have them for a day to see your plight! As long as I dont stretch out my t-shirts
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I wouldn't slap someone for appreciating breasts.
I might enlighten him on the pains of having breasts. Anyone see 10 Thing I Hate About You? The one scene where the girl has to wear the pregnant suit... yeah it'd be something like that minus the stomach ;-)[/QUOTE]
Balls arent always a day in the park either little missy. ;)
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']HEEEEY! IM IN HERE!!!!![/QUOTE]

Maybe like this or like this...Why am I talking like a baby mexican.
 
[quote name='smalien1']I actually know someone who had back problems from obscenly large breasts.[/QUOTE]

I know a few myself. And to think so many actually get falsies. :roll:

[quote name='flowery']Maybe like this or like this...Why am I talking like a baby mexican.[/QUOTE]

This is already pretty much a Dane Cook themed OTT ... where can we go from here? :lol:
 
[quote name='smalien1']I actually know someone who had back problems from obscenly large breasts.

And I would be very willing to have them for a day to see your plight! As long as I dont stretch out my t-shirts[/QUOTE]
One day probably won't stretch out your t-shirts.
It's a pain in the ass for me to get shirts that fit. I have to take into account how much stretch I need, it's more difficult than one would think.
I think I need to teach my cat to massage my back. She kneads everything else, might as well put her to work... but first I better trim her claws. :lol:
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']One day probably won't stretch out your t-shirts.
It's a pain in the ass for me to get shirts that fit. I have to take into account how much stretch I need, it's more difficult than one would think.
I think I need to teach my cat to massage my back. She kneads everything else, might as well put her to work... but first I better trim her claws. :lol:[/QUOTE]
Wow, breasts so large they actually cause ass pains. That cant be good.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']I think I need to teach my cat to massage my back. She kneads everything else, might as well put her to work... but first I better trim her claws. :lol:[/QUOTE]

I have trouble believing a mere cat has the strength to give a proper massage. :lol:

[quote name='energon5']being sick sucks how is everyone in this OTT doing this evening?[/QUOTE]

So OTT, how was your day?
Ok.
Just ok?
No, energon. It was spectacular.
 
[quote name='JimmieMac']You ever get into the car to quick and accidentally sit on your nuts? That is no bueno, not at all.[/QUOTE]

Sadly yes.

Insert Dane Cook Balls Joke Here
 
[quote name='energon5']being sick sucks how is everyone in this OTT doing this evening?[/QUOTE]

You should have used the Ace Ventura line:

So how is everyone feeling tonight?
 
I like my small breast size. The only pain comes from when the boyfriend wants to thrust heavily between them.
 
[quote name='flowery']Maybe like this or like this...Why am I talking like a baby mexican.[/QUOTE]

seriously, why did I give myself that accent?
 
[quote name='supadupacheap']Wow, breasts so large they actually cause ass pains. That cant be good.[/QUOTE]
I said it was a pain in the ass to find t-shirts, I say pain in the neck for my breasts ;-)
 
[quote name='kittie']I like my small breast size. The only pain comes from when the boyfriend wants to thrust heavily between them.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

Well I think I'll go find a commentary to watch/listen to ...
 
[quote name='kittie']I like my small breast size. The only pain comes from when the boyfriend wants to thrust heavily between them.[/QUOTE]

Know was that really necessary.

Necessary, Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine. No, but it's sterile and I like the taste.
 
[quote name='kittie']I like my small breast size. The only pain comes from when the boyfriend wants to thrust heavily between them.[/QUOTE]

Is there any possible way that posts following this one could end well?
Well, I guess there's one or two, but they'd involve a thumping bass-line, a couple camera-men, and a style of video here-to-fore unexplored by Miss kittie.
 
[quote name='flowery']Know was that really necessary.

Necessary, Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine. No, but it's sterile and I like the taste.[/QUOTE]

:lol:

[quote name='JSweeney']Is there any possible way that posts following this one could end well?[/QUOTE]

You could change the subject.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Is there any possible way that posts following this one could end well?[/QUOTE]

Do you HAVE to ask that question? :lol:
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']:lol:



You could change the subject.[/QUOTE]

Well, yeah, but that's operating under the assumption that anyone actually cares what I have to say. :lol:
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Is there any possible way that posts following this one could end well?
Well, I guess there's one or two, but they'd involve a thumping bass-line, a couple camera-men, and a style of video here-to-fore unexplored by Miss kittie.[/QUOTE]

As long as the men are behind the camera, it might work. Otherwise, nope.
 
[quote name='MorbidAngel4Life']Do you HAVE to ask that question? :lol:[/QUOTE]

Yes, as I seem to a penchant for stating the obvious.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Is there any possible way that posts following this one could end well?
Well, I guess there's one or two, but they'd involve a thumping bass-line, a couple camera-men, and a style of video here-to-fore unexplored by Miss kittie.[/QUOTE]

Hey my cats' name is Miss Kittie. Don't involve my aging one eyed cat in any sick and twisted kittie porn.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Well, yeah, but that's operating under the assumption that anyone actually cares what I have to say. :lol:[/QUOTE]

:lol: I do!

Course, it's me, who cares????

[quote name='JSweeney']Yes, as I seem to a penchant for stating the obvious.[/QUOTE]

Naw. YOu just have a penchant for waxing poetic.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']My double fudge cookie dough Blizzard has toffee in it.[/QUOTE]

You don't say. Those heartless bastards!!
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']My double fudge cookie dough Blizzard has toffee in it.[/QUOTE]


i want a double fudge cookie dough blizzard
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']:lol:

Well I think I'll go find a commentary to watch/listen to ...[/QUOTE]
Do you think there is commentary on Pop My Ass?
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Do you think there is commentary on Pop My Ass?[/QUOTE]

Sure... oh wait, you meant on the DVD.
Nevermind. :D
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Sure... oh wait, you meant on the DVD.
Nevermind. :D[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I really want to hear the producer's theories on the logistics of lighting a rimjob...
 
[quote name='shrike4242']Only if you wrote it, your top-haired-ness.[/QUOTE]

Actually I think it would be funnier if it were read by Ben Stein in his general monotone, or by one of the guys that does voiceovers for PBS documentaries.

"Stunning... she's assumed the position and is presenting herself, now we just need to wait for the overly hairy and ugly guy to get himself coked up enough and for the fluffer to prepare the unit properly."
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Actually I think it would be funnier if it were read by Ben Stein in his general monotone, or by one of the guys that does voiceovers for PBS documentaries.

"Stunning... she's assumed the position and is presenting herself, now we just need to wait for the overly hairy and ugly guy to get himself coked up enough and for the fluffer to prepare the unit properly."[/QUOTE]
that's disturbed.
 
[quote name='WhipSmartBanky']Yeah, I really want to hear the producer's theories on the logistics of lighting a rimjob...[/QUOTE]

Well, yeah... think of all of those reflective surfaces. Hell, even just the refractive properties of jism probably make that process a bitch.
 
[quote name='AngellicLulu']#-o[/QUOTE]

It's ok.. I figure about 10 Hail Mary's, 5 Our Father's and 2 Glory Be's and I should be to the good.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']It's ok.. I figure about 10 Hail Mary's, 5 Our Father's and 2 Glory Be's and I should be to the good.[/QUOTE]

Not even THAT could save you.
 
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