This is the Thread of Nothing. Will it be locked by a mod? Will several CAG'ers +1 over multiple pages? Will some other random thing happen? Time will tell.
I didn't mean to make another OTT here. First off, I probably would have called it "The Thread Of NOTTing" or something equally witty. Second, creating an OTT thread while one is still in existence is greatly frowned upon, especially if you're not an OTT'er.
EDIT: Okay, I'll confess. This was originally intended to be a tribute thread to DenisDFat, but I didn't feel right about it. That, and it was "dum"