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Good for this guy for doing something different. My spring break was full of school work and losing money to slot machines or alcohol. Kinda lame if you ask me.
The Ultimate CAG Spring Break: Now THIS Is a Cheap Ass
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ph33r m3 + 10 Years = Furthermore, if I were to call someone a loser it would not be because of a social aspect of what or why someone does things the way they do, but a personality characteristic. Such as a lazy ass who mooches of welfare and lives in a shitty house, does not pay electric and heating bills, has 13 kids that are on free lunch at school, AND best of all has a big screen TV. By the looks of things in this topic, some people here are shooting for some of those things right now, screwing anything that moves and getting sloppy drunk.
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[quote name='Apossum']ahhhhh...now i get it. ph33r m3 is in highschool and has no idea what he's talking about.[/QUOTE]
It must be hard to get "bitches" with a curfew.
It must be hard to get "bitches" with a curfew.
[quote name='dude2003']Dr. Jones here. I'm sorry but you have AIDS![/QUOTE]
http://wowaids.ytmnd.com/
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I love how kids - high school and college - think sex is everything. As in, life. Your whole life is devoted to nothing but sex.
If you're just going to use a girl for masturbation, just save yourself the trouble, hangover, and the pissing her off because you're inept at what you do. Stay at home and rent some porn.
I mean, shit. You're not special because you can pick up a drunk girl who won't remember your name, face, or dick after it is all said and done.
But chances are good you'll remember her when you're pissing razorblades.
If you're just going to use a girl for masturbation, just save yourself the trouble, hangover, and the pissing her off because you're inept at what you do. Stay at home and rent some porn.
I mean, shit. You're not special because you can pick up a drunk girl who won't remember your name, face, or dick after it is all said and done.
But chances are good you'll remember her when you're pissing razorblades.
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by 'ph33r m3's standards, morgan spurlock must be wicked uncool.
enjoy community college, kid.
enjoy community college, kid.
Just thought of something.
With the exposure this kid is going to get - possibly landing him on talk shows or morning shows or the radio or something - he will undoutbedly get tons of pussy. Tons. They'll have to fly it in on a plane. Planeloads. Planeloads of pussy. PUSSIES ON A PLANE. MOTHER
ING PUSSIES ON A PLANE.
Where as some of you will have to go hang out at the mall, only to have to call your parents to come pick you up when it closes at 10. I guess either that or go to the movies and hope there's an Over the Hedge showing that ends before 11:30.
I do not feel the need to identify those persons.
"Which one of these buttons calls your parents to come pick you up?"
Oh and for the record, I am a huge loser. Huge. You just won't believe how huge. For several reasons, not just the ones present in this thread. And even I can answer life's questions and pursuits. I have no reason to think this kid can't do the same.
With the exposure this kid is going to get - possibly landing him on talk shows or morning shows or the radio or something - he will undoutbedly get tons of pussy. Tons. They'll have to fly it in on a plane. Planeloads. Planeloads of pussy. PUSSIES ON A PLANE. MOTHER
ING PUSSIES ON A PLANE.Where as some of you will have to go hang out at the mall, only to have to call your parents to come pick you up when it closes at 10. I guess either that or go to the movies and hope there's an Over the Hedge showing that ends before 11:30.
I do not feel the need to identify those persons.
"Which one of these buttons calls your parents to come pick you up?"
Oh and for the record, I am a huge loser. Huge. You just won't believe how huge. For several reasons, not just the ones present in this thread. And even I can answer life's questions and pursuits. I have no reason to think this kid can't do the same.
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[quote name='Dead of Knight'] jaykrue, the master of getting pussy[/QUOTE]
I read this in Barry from Resident Evil's voice and woke up my roomate with my incessant lolling.
Edit: oops, outed myself as a loser
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[quote name='ph33r m3']I am in highschool and I still have more sense to know that ass is easy to catch in Mexico, obviously i'm in another galaxy when spending your spring break in a Wal-Mart is better than spending a spring break in a vacation place.[/quote]
you don't "have more sense," you're just thinking like a high school kid, not that there's anything wrong with that.
having spent many a spring break in Cancun, that place is now my idea of spring break hell. but I've come to a point in my life where I don't enjoy drinking myself silly, blacking out for entire weeks, and scoring with whoever. Many of my peers are still into that at 24 years old...
I read this in Barry from Resident Evil's voice and woke up my roomate with my incessant lolling.
Edit: oops, outed myself as a loser
( [quote name='ph33r m3']I am in highschool and I still have more sense to know that ass is easy to catch in Mexico, obviously i'm in another galaxy when spending your spring break in a Wal-Mart is better than spending a spring break in a vacation place.[/quote]
you don't "have more sense," you're just thinking like a high school kid, not that there's anything wrong with that.
having spent many a spring break in Cancun, that place is now my idea of spring break hell. but I've come to a point in my life where I don't enjoy drinking myself silly, blacking out for entire weeks, and scoring with whoever. Many of my peers are still into that at 24 years old...
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[quote name='Strell']Just thought of something.
With the exposure this kid is going to get - possibly landing him on talk shows or morning shows or the radio or something - he will undoutbedly get tons of pussy. Tons. They'll have to fly it in on a plane. Planeloads. Planeloads of pussy. PUSSIES ON A PLANE. MOTHERING PUSSIES ON A PLANE.
Where as some of you will have to go hang out at the mall, only to have to call your parents to come pick you up when it closes at 10. I guess either that or go to the movies and hope there's an Over the Hedge showing that ends before 11:30.
I do not feel the need to identify those persons.
"Which one of these buttons calls your parents to come pick you up?"
Oh and for the record, I am a huge loser. Huge. You just won't believe how huge. For several reasons, not just the ones present in this thread. And even I can answer life's questions and pursuits. I have no reason to think this kid can't do the same.[/quote]
I would say he wouldn't get pussy by the way this guy looks, but Adam Morrison gets ass too, so this guy should be a shoe-in.
With the exposure this kid is going to get - possibly landing him on talk shows or morning shows or the radio or something - he will undoutbedly get tons of pussy. Tons. They'll have to fly it in on a plane. Planeloads. Planeloads of pussy. PUSSIES ON A PLANE. MOTHER
ING PUSSIES ON A PLANE.Where as some of you will have to go hang out at the mall, only to have to call your parents to come pick you up when it closes at 10. I guess either that or go to the movies and hope there's an Over the Hedge showing that ends before 11:30.
I do not feel the need to identify those persons.
"Which one of these buttons calls your parents to come pick you up?"
Oh and for the record, I am a huge loser. Huge. You just won't believe how huge. For several reasons, not just the ones present in this thread. And even I can answer life's questions and pursuits. I have no reason to think this kid can't do the same.[/quote]
I would say he wouldn't get pussy by the way this guy looks, but Adam Morrison gets ass too, so this guy should be a shoe-in.
[quote name='ph33r m3']I would say he wouldn't get pussy by the way this guy looks, but Adam Morrison gets ass too, so this guy should be a shoe-in.[/QUOTE]
Dude, seriously. You've got a hardon either for this guy OR for attempting to sabotage the fame that you know he'll enjoy, even if it is only 15 minutes worth.
Frankly, I don't want to know which is your choice.
Dude, seriously. You've got a hardon either for this guy OR for attempting to sabotage the fame that you know he'll enjoy, even if it is only 15 minutes worth.
Frankly, I don't want to know which is your choice.
[quote name='wubb']Interesting. He definitely should have stuck it out until the week was over or they asked him to leave.
The comment at the end that his debit account was frozen was kind of puzzling. Why? Seemed like an extra sentence of explanation is needed there.[/QUOTE]
The only thing I can figure is that the company froze the card because there was an unusual amount of purchases all at one place which could indicate fraud (I mean who would figure the guy's living there?).
The comment at the end that his debit account was frozen was kind of puzzling. Why? Seemed like an extra sentence of explanation is needed there.[/QUOTE]
The only thing I can figure is that the company froze the card because there was an unusual amount of purchases all at one place which could indicate fraud (I mean who would figure the guy's living there?).
[quote name='RedvsBlue']The only thing I can figure is that the company froze the card because there was an unusual amount of purchases all at one place which could indicate fraud (I mean who would figure the guy's living there?).[/QUOTE]
yea; if you make multiple purchases at a very fast pace during a time frame, it will set off flags at your bank. they will try to contact you and if you cannot be reached, they will freeze your account until you call them and let them know that those are indeed your purchases.
yea; if you make multiple purchases at a very fast pace during a time frame, it will set off flags at your bank. they will try to contact you and if you cannot be reached, they will freeze your account until you call them and let them know that those are indeed your purchases.
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[quote name='neocisco']And the backpedaling begins!
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How is that backpedaling? The guy to me still is a freak for doing that and the only reason I give this guy any chance of getting ass from this news coverage is the fact that the only uglier person who gets ass like that is Adam Morrison.
[/quote]How is that backpedaling? The guy to me still is a freak for doing that and the only reason I give this guy any chance of getting ass from this news coverage is the fact that the only uglier person who gets ass like that is Adam Morrison.
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How is that backpedaling? The guy to me still is a freak for doing that and the only reason I give this guy any chance of getting ass from this news coverage is the fact that the only uglier person who gets ass like that is Adam Morrison.
At least if he "got ass" he could stay out past 11:00 to get it. You have made some of the most retarted comments in this thread that I have ever seen. How old are you, 14?
At least if he "got ass" he could stay out past 11:00 to get it. You have made some of the most retarted comments in this thread that I have ever seen. How old are you, 14?
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Dude tried to spend a week in Wal-Mart, and his worth is being judged by pussy? Jesus ing Christ.
ing Christ.
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Dude tried to spend a week in Wal-Mart, and his worth is being judged by pussy? Jesus ing Christ.
Keep in mind it's just that idiot ph33r m3 that is saying that. The same idiot that has to have his mother take him to "get ass" on his dates because he probably does not have a license yet.
Keep in mind it's just that idiot ph33r m3 that is saying that. The same idiot that has to have his mother take him to "get ass" on his dates because he probably does not have a license yet.
bread's done