[quote name='Scorch']Why is there a period after "Miss" in the OP?[/quote]
QUICK! SOMEONE CALL THE CAG EDITOR IN CHIEF! THEY'LL BE FURIOUS!
Triple H (c) vs Randy Orton
Orton goes over due to McMahon-ference. The only thing I can't predict is which McMahon will turn. Money's on Stephanie.
Edge (c) vs Big Show vs John Cena
this shit. (that means Cena, folks)
JBL (c) vs Rey Mysterio Jr
I'm with Brak. JBL's in ring days are done, again. If he retained the IC title, he would make it mean something over time that it hasn't meant in probably close to a decade. In order to maintain the consistent level of disinterest in the belt, it must be hot-potatoed onto someone every 4 weeks. It's Mysterio's time, and he's hotter in Houston than native Tejan JBL.
Shawn Michaels vs Undertaker
You know how this one ends. But it'll be the best match on the card by a long shot.
Matt Hardy vs Jeff Hardy
Matt Hardy goes over. Matt needs it more than Jeff.
CM Punk vs. Kane vs. Mark Henry vs. MVP
vs. "The Gold Standard" Shelton Benjamin
vs. Kofi Kingston vs. Christian vs. Finlay
MVP or Kofi. I'm undecided. Christian? Ha. His whole WWE career thus far has already reminded him why TNA was better for him in terms of card placement. He's lucky he's even on the WM event period.
The Colóns (Carlito and Primo) vs. John Morrison and The Miz
Morrison/Miz fo' sho'. Anyone give a
about the Colons? I predict we see Papa Colon, though.
Chris Jericho vs. Roddy Piper, Ricky Steamboat and Jimmy Snuka (with Ric Flair)
Legends. Here's one amazing wrestler stuck in the comedy match, folks. I hope for maybe 4-6 solid minutes b/w Jericho and Steamboat, but I live in the real world.
25 Women Battle Royal
Couldn't give a
, and can't be bothered to make a pick.