Perhaps as a < $5 gag gift, but $30 is insane. Just make your own out of jewel case and such for cheap - it doesn't even have to spin - and give it to someone who thinks dvds need to be rewound.
You: "Just put the disc in."
Them: "OK."
-puts disc in-
You: "It's done."
Them: "It didn't even spin, how can it be done?"
You: "It's a %@$#^! DVD, you %@$#^!"
By the way, you really should try to stop swearing so much. I shouldn't have to censor my post like that.
You: "%@$#^! you."