This has to be fake? Bio Engineered Pets...

[Ikohn4ever]

http://www.genpets.com/index.php


The site seems mostly filled with broken links, but its not cheap or flimsy.

its just too weird for me

 

[anomynous]

smh @ this, get a real pet, and that thing is ugly

 

[evanft]

Can I get a flippable crab with a weak point that I can attack for massive damage?

Oh, and yes, they are indeed fake.

 

[anomynous]

sites down.................................. lol

 

[Liquid 2]

at the "Fresh Strip" feature

 

[GrimNecroWizard]

Do they look like that when they're like...going...?

 

[Blade]

Purchase
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Does it come with sticks in joints and fat guy crouching behind scenery as well?

 

[darkmere]

it's like dr. moreau's pet shop.

anyone else find it funny that "genpets will not bite," yet one of the accessories is a tooth remover?

i'm just trying to figure out what they're satirizing here...

 

[HumanSnatcher]

linky no worky, at least for me

 

[cochesecochese]

Yeah, this is completely real. Genetic engineering suddenly took a huge, unannounced leap in the toy and game industry baffling scholars the world over. Reserve yours today.

 

[GrimNecroWizard]

So seriously, is that what it looks like when you like make it move and stuff? How do you wake it up and turn it on or whatever? What kind of kid would want a pet that is that ugly?

 

[ITDEFX]

wasn't this a big thing is that movie, the sixth day?

 

[darkmere]

[quote name='ITDEFX']wasn't this a big thing is that movie, the sixth day?[/QUOTE]
people saw that movie?

 

[Graystone]

what the hell happened to furby's people?
Now we have kids hugging mutants.

 

[.......]

I'll take fifty, please.

 

[WinnieThePujols]

[quote name='cochesecochese']Yeah, this is completely real. Genetic engineering suddenly took a huge, unannounced leap in the toy and game industry baffling scholars the world over. Reserve yours today.[/QUOTE]

No kidding.

One of the biggest breakthroughs of the twenty first century somehow has slipped under the radar. Instead of cashing in on the unbelievable media-whorage that would result in taking this to the mass public, they decided to conserve bandwidth and slowly build up a word-of-mouth following.

 

[RelentlessRolento]

that thing is super creepy... I would more likely vomit if I were to hold that thing than be happy like the kid.