Advice
-Don't put your PS3 in water
-Don't shake your PS3
-Don't place your PS3 next to a 360
-Don't play Lair
-Always wear protection before having intercourse
Tips
-Press the power button to turn your PS3 on
-Game discs go in the disc hole
-*PROTIP* When powered off, your PS3 makes for a great paperweight
-Pressing the start button pauses most games
-When creating a user ID, be sure to incorporate any combination of the following: a WWE wrestler, a Dragonball Z character and/or an adult number (ex: 420, 69, 666)