[quote name='becuzimbrown']You're a bitch too.[/QUOTE]
The truth is: Anyone who watches Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen is Michael Bay's bitch.
When you pay $8, $9, $10 or whatever it is you spend...you invite Michael Bay into your life. Sure he may go up to you and claim that he can introduce you to Megan Fox. Naively you decide to follow him into the local seedy cockroach-invested motel. The next thing you know, you find yourself with your face in the toilet with the wretched smell of dried fecal matter permeating the air.
Michael Bay rips your pants down and tears your underwear. You scream "Michael Bay ...Stop it...I just want to see the robots" but it's to no avail. Michael Bay's hot breath is hissing in your ear. You hear the splash of toilet water in front of you and the release of Michael Bay's undergarments from his skin.
A sickening delirium overtakes your mind.."Please Michael Bay...I just want to see the Robots!!! I can forgive you for casting Shia even..Don't do this to me!! Please ..don't!!"
Michael Bay doesn't acknowledge your pleas.. He grunts and groans as he violates your orifice. You scream in pain. The blood rushes through head as the stench grows worse. The tears flow. The sound of skin tearing adds to the horror. The revulsion is so great but there seems to no end to it. Michael Bay continues to rape you for over 2 hours..
By the way, I never saw the movie.