Survivor Charlie
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I've come to the conclusion that evolution cannot possibly exist. If it did, people like the following dude would have died out via natural selection years ago.
Scraggly looking dude comes up to me in Toys R Us while I look at cheap PS3 games.
Dude: "Do you have a PS3?"
Me: "Yes"
Dude: I can't pay $400 for one.
Me: Yeah, they're expensive.
Dude: Can I hook up three of the old ones together to make the new one?
Me: ... you mean... like Voltron?
Dude: No, I mean if this is just three playstations powerful...
Me: um... it's not, it more then three I guess. It's just the name of the machine, doesn't reflect how many PS1s there are in it.
Dude: how many are there?
Me: ... um... zero.
Dude: Zero?
Me: Zero, it's a new machine.
Dude: Yes, but how many old PS parts does it have in it.
Me: ... um... zero
Dude: Then why is it called "playstation 3?"
Me: Um... because it's the third machine they've made.
Dude: Oh okay.
*at this point, I couldn't help myself*
Me: Excuse me, sir... I'm just curious about something. Have you seen... I don't know... Rocky 3?
Dude: Is that the one with Mr. T?
Me: Yes.
Dude: Yep I've seen it.
Me: OK, because that's called Rocky 3, do you assume that it just the movie Rocky three times?
Dude: ... um... no... its... the... third... one...
Me: RIGHT... now... do you get why it's called a playstation 3?
Dude: I know now, jeeze, I'm not an idiot. I can get stuff.
Me: Sorry, just had to understand your train of thought.
Dude: So I guess I should put these things back. (guy shows off several sets of AV cords in his cart). I was going to use these to hook the machines up.
Me: Wow... sir I think you might be legally retarded.
Dude shoots a big dumb yellow toothed smile.
I swear to god, the above conversation actually happened. I even watch him leave the place half expecting the whole thing to be a gag or something.
Scraggly looking dude comes up to me in Toys R Us while I look at cheap PS3 games.
Dude: "Do you have a PS3?"
Me: "Yes"
Dude: I can't pay $400 for one.
Me: Yeah, they're expensive.
Dude: Can I hook up three of the old ones together to make the new one?
Me: ... you mean... like Voltron?
Dude: No, I mean if this is just three playstations powerful...
Me: um... it's not, it more then three I guess. It's just the name of the machine, doesn't reflect how many PS1s there are in it.
Dude: how many are there?
Me: ... um... zero.
Dude: Zero?
Me: Zero, it's a new machine.
Dude: Yes, but how many old PS parts does it have in it.
Me: ... um... zero
Dude: Then why is it called "playstation 3?"
Me: Um... because it's the third machine they've made.
Dude: Oh okay.
*at this point, I couldn't help myself*
Me: Excuse me, sir... I'm just curious about something. Have you seen... I don't know... Rocky 3?
Dude: Is that the one with Mr. T?
Me: Yes.
Dude: Yep I've seen it.
Me: OK, because that's called Rocky 3, do you assume that it just the movie Rocky three times?
Dude: ... um... no... its... the... third... one...
Me: RIGHT... now... do you get why it's called a playstation 3?
Dude: I know now, jeeze, I'm not an idiot. I can get stuff.
Me: Sorry, just had to understand your train of thought.
Dude: So I guess I should put these things back. (guy shows off several sets of AV cords in his cart). I was going to use these to hook the machines up.
Me: Wow... sir I think you might be legally retarded.
Dude shoots a big dumb yellow toothed smile.
I swear to god, the above conversation actually happened. I even watch him leave the place half expecting the whole thing to be a gag or something.