TV Quote Thread

[quote name='Lyricsborn']Inspired by the Movie quote thread.



So you like stuff?[/QUOTE]

The Simpsons



So are you Chinese or are you Japenese?
 
King of the hill, and actually he from Laos



Do you like to travel? Because if you don't find that bag, I will empty the entire contents of your body and use your leathery skin as a replacement.
 
[quote name='Ugamer_X']Spoiler alert - Nobody likes these threads.[/QUOTE]

The office
At first I though you were trying to be a dick but then I figured it out.
 
[quote name='Habbler']King of the hill, and actually he from Laos



Do you like to travel? Because if you don't find that bag, I will empty the entire contents of your body and use your leathery skin as a replacement.[/QUOTE]

Archer!

Phil, given your strict forcemeats-and-cheese regimen, the only real surprise is you're not dead already.
 
[quote name='PR Mega X']Archer!

Phil, given your strict forcemeats-and-cheese regimen, the only real surprise is you're not dead already.[/QUOTE]
Frisky Dingo


Spoooooon!
 
[quote name='cindersphere']Frisky Dingo


Spoooooon![/QUOTE]

The Tick.

What was I thinking when I said "I do"? I'd already had sex with her; I didn't need that again.
 
[quote name='PR Mega X']The Tick.

What was I thinking when I said "I do"? I'd already had sex with her; I didn't need that again.[/QUOTE]

Married with Children

"How do you want to handle it?"
"We kill them all."
 
[quote name='mission42']Married with Children

"How do you want to handle it?"
"We kill them all."[/QUOTE]

Sons of Anarchy

I need to fix that step.
 
[quote name='sdclippers']Sons of Anarchy

I need to fix that step.[/QUOTE]

Modern Family.

I took your iPod from the dresser for a variety of complex reasons, the most important of which was that it was shiny. I erased all your music and filled it with Abba. Don't really care for them, but I did it anyway
 
[quote name='PR Mega X']Modern Family.

I took your iPod from the dresser for a variety of complex reasons, the most important of which was that it was shiny. I erased all your music and filled it with Abba. Don't really care for them, but I did it anyway[/QUOTE]

American Dad

Bang, zoom.
 
[quote name='Lyricsborn']Big Bang Theory?

Bite my shiny metal ass![/QUOTE]

Isn't "bang, zoom" from The Honeymooners?

[quote name='sdclippers']Futurama

Youre fucking out[/QUOTE]

Eastbound & Down

[quote name='berzirk']Pass

There's always money in the banana stand.[/QUOTE]

Arrested Development

"I brings the ruckus to the ladies."
 
[quote name='dothog']CYE

"You cannot fuck the future, sir. The future fucks you!"[/QUOTE]

Deadwood

I wouldn't give my troubles to a monkey on a rock.
 
[quote name='sdclippers']Deadwood

I wouldn't give my troubles to a monkey on a rock.[/QUOTE]

Late Show with David Letterman



Well, as long as the baby doesn't touch my stash
 
[quote name='Habbler']Late Show with David Letterman



Well, as long as the baby doesn't touch my stash[/QUOTE]

Sealab?

I wanna dip my balls in it!
 
[quote name='hobocorpses']Seinfeld

"I have a laundry machine!"[/QUOTE]

Dr.Who

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
 
[quote name='sdclippers']Dr.Who

Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.[/QUOTE]

Chapelle Show

Oh crap I dropped my monster condom for my magnum dong.
 
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