U.S. Troops Draw Up Own Exit Strategy

[Drocket]

In a striking rebuke of the assertions of the Pentagon and the White House that a swift exit is neither practical nor possible, soldiers of varying rank have outlined a straightforward plan of immediate disengagement, dubbed "Operation Screw This."

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Pfc. Barbara Terland expressed the sentiment of many soldiers and Iraqis. "If the real reason we're here is to let the Iraqis run their own country, I have the perfect solution: my ass on a plane to St. Louis."

I know its the Onion, but its just too funny to not share

 

[alonzomourning23]

Guess we don't have to start the decimation then.