VanillaGorilla
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This is really more about how you used to fake sick to stay home from school, but you can also throw in your best work skipping ailments as well. Here's my favorite:
About 10 minutes before I was supposed to leave for the bus stop, I would go into the bathroom, and pretend to poop. Or, if I really had to poop, I would. But anyways, I would stay in there long enough, that I would eventually miss the bus, and my mom/dad would knock on the door, and ask me if I was alright. Now obviously, if someone is on the shitter for 15 minutes, they usually have a problem. I would then groan "oh...I've got a stomach ache and the craps....REAL bad." What could they do, break down the door, and drag me off to school, with my pants down? No. The only choice they had was to call the school and tell them I wasn't coming in today. Worked like a charm, every time.
About 10 minutes before I was supposed to leave for the bus stop, I would go into the bathroom, and pretend to poop. Or, if I really had to poop, I would. But anyways, I would stay in there long enough, that I would eventually miss the bus, and my mom/dad would knock on the door, and ask me if I was alright. Now obviously, if someone is on the shitter for 15 minutes, they usually have a problem. I would then groan "oh...I've got a stomach ache and the craps....REAL bad." What could they do, break down the door, and drag me off to school, with my pants down? No. The only choice they had was to call the school and tell them I wasn't coming in today. Worked like a charm, every time.