What do u do that u think no one else does?

[quote name='Renegade_Zero']Masterbate. yes, it's gonna be said eventually might as well say it now.[/QUOTE]

You missed the part of the topic where he said "u think no one else does." Show me someone who claims not to masturbate, and I will show you a liar.
 
[quote name='evilmregg']You missed the part of the topic where he said "u think no one else does." Show me someone who claims not to masturbate, and I will show you a liar.[/QUOTE]

:rofl:
 
I can roll my ankle. Fart uncontrable , and burb on contact and flick my eye lids when needed. oh, and suck my both of my thumbs. Cool huh.
 
[quote name='the3rdkey']Sometimes when my balls are stinky I itch them and smell them. Other times I itch my ass and smell my fingers.[/QUOTE]

could have done without that
 
everyone masturbates, pickes their nose and scratches themselves (not sure about the sniffing though). I play my PSP on the shitter at work (I'm sure I'm not the only one...)
 
[quote name='javeryh']everyone masturbates, pickes their nose and scratches themselves (not sure about the sniffing though). I play my PSP on the shitter at work (I'm sure I'm not the only one...)[/QUOTE]

Tsk, Tsk... and while you should be working on Form S-1 even.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Tsk, Tsk... and while you should be working on Form S-1 even.[/QUOTE]

:D yeah but when you've gotta go...
 
[quote name='the3rdkey']Sometimes when my balls are stinky I itch them and smell them. Other times I itch my ass and smell my fingers.[/QUOTE]

Wow....just wow. Thats alot of information for the morning.

Maybe you should switch to body wash instead of soap, parts of your body wont itch so much.
 
im in the process of learning kung fu (chicken style, drunken master, and wing chung...) so whenever im walking in my house, i strike a random pose and stay like that for like 2mins..i swear if ne1 sees me thru any windows...
 
im in the process of learning kung fu (chicken style, drunken master, and wing chung...) so whenever im walking in my house, i strike a random pose and stay like that for like 2mins..i swear if ne1 sees me thru any windows...
 
[quote name='VidPower']I visit the GameFAQs message boards and actually like it![/QUOTE]

Dude! That's just... wrong. So very wrong.
 
[quote name='mookiemeister']I've been told that I grind my teeth when I'm sleeping. I don't think many people do that when they are sleeping.[/QUOTE]

A lot of people grind their teeth in their sleep, in fact if you do you have to get fitted for a special mouthguard to wear when sleeping.
 
[quote name='Quackzilla']A lot of people grind their teeth in their sleep, in fact if you do you have to get fitted for a special mouthguard to wear when sleeping.[/QUOTE]

Ugh. I had one of those mouthguards at one point because I ground my teeth so much that it wore out my jaw tendon. It didn't seem to help the situation, and I woke up with the rankest breath ever in the morning because all the saliva that builds up in those things makes a great breeding ground for bacteria. And yeah, my jaw tendon is still all fucked up to this day.
 
I don't really know if this is common or not, but when I prepare food I get everying thing I need out at once and then put it away as I use it. Everything's clean and neat and in it's place before I start eating. I don't know anyone else who does that but most of the people I know are fucking slobs. :lol:
 
Ok someone said masterbate right? umm aside from that, man tampon. After I shower I just slide some tp between the cheeks to catch any and all ass sweat that happens during the day. Replace it everytime I use the restroom.

r1s3n
 
[quote name='mookiemeister']I've been told that I grind my teeth when I'm sleeping. I don't think many people do that when they are sleeping.[/QUOTE]

I got a minor case of TMJ because of that shit. I had to drink through a straw for a frigin week.
 
I wash my hands like crazy everyday; I always eat the smallest pieces first in my pasta, salad, etc.; I use a napkin on my mouse if my hands are dirty but I can't afford to wash them because I'm in a rush or something; I keep a pencil and paper by my monitor so I can draw in between game load times, etc.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']I don't really know if this is common or not, but when I prepare food I get everying thing I need out at once and then put it away as I use it. Everything's clean and neat and in it's place before I start eating. I don't know anyone else who does that but most of the people I know are fucking slobs. :lol:[/QUOTE]


i do this to..and if im walking by and my moms cooking and shes done with something, ill take watever she stopped using and put it away, even as we're eating...and whenever i eat something, i usually leave a small piece behind, i have NO idea y, like if im eating a sandwich, i leave like a 1 inch piece of bread or sumthign on the plate etc
 
[quote name='Moxio']I wash my hands like crazy everyday; I always eat the smallest pieces first in my pasta, salad, etc.; I use a napkin on my mouse if my hands are dirty but I can't afford to wash them because I'm in a rush or something; I keep a pencil and paper by my monitor so I can draw in between game load times, etc.[/QUOTE]

Oh yeah, when I eat anything mixed (fruit salad, m&ms, fruit loops/trix) I eat each group seperately.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']Oh yeah, when I eat anything mixed (fruit salad, m&ms, fruit loops/trix) I eat each group seperately.[/QUOTE]

Haha I do that too. Usually I eat what I think is "worst" and save the best part for last. I.E. eating honeydew first and maybe grapes last.
 
When I eat one of those swedish meatball microwave meals first I put sugar on it. Then I make sure to eat all the pasta first. Then I cut all the meatballs in half so it's easier to get all the sauce.

I also put Swiss Miss hot chocolate w/ marshmallows in my coffe at work just about every morning. Good stuff.
 
On the rare occasions that I eat a hot pocket I cut the top open in an "H" shape making two flaps. Then I eat all the filling, then the top of the crust, then the bottom.
 
[quote name='sblymnlcrymnl']On the rare occasions that I eat a hot pocket I cut the top open in an "H" shape making two flaps. Then I eat all the filling, then the top of the crust, then the bottom.[/QUOTE]

The OCD is strong in this one.

myke.
...I do eat things separately (like the fruit salad example above), but I don't eat hot pocket type things, so I doubt that my OCD is superior.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Haha I do that too. Usually I eat what I think is "worst" and save the best part for last. I.E. eating honeydew first and maybe grapes last.[/QUOTE]

Me too. I usually get two sides and some meat every supper, and I'll eat the worst side first, and finish with the meat.
 
When I get a new game, I carefully remove it out of it's cellophane wrapping then peel away just the back part of the security seal. I can then snap it open to remove the disc and manual -- close it, reseal the sticker, and then slide it back into the wrapping. My cases look new and I just keep the discs in a CD/DVD wallet.
 
[quote name='TXboxGuY']When I get a new game, I carefully remove it out of it's cellophane wrapping then peel away just the back part of the security seal. I can then snap it open to remove the disc and manual -- close it, reseal the sticker, and then slide it back into the wrapping. My cases look new and I just keep the discs in a CD/DVD wallet.[/QUOTE]

I thought you were going to end that with "and then I take them back to the store and get a refund."
 
[quote name='evilmax17']I thought you were going to end that with "and then I take them back to the store and get a refund."[/QUOTE]

Nope. You can really tell it's empty by the weight. A razor blade comes in handy.



EDIT: Better pic . . . notice the opened flaps at the bottom.

 
i never eat the last bite of a sandwich

i check cag almost every damn time i get up for anything (my comps by my bed)

i play my gbasp while watching dvds

i read magazines while driving

i take my shirt off if im taking a shit and if i know im going to be a while, the pants too

my stepfather takes a shit probably 5 times a day and lasts easily an hour each time, whether he's really taking a shit or not, i dunno...but if he's in there too long and i have to use the bathroom, ill grab some tp and put some trash bags in my trash can and take a shit in the bag in my trash can....then ill throw out the trash bag right away (of course)....dont worry, i use the laundry room sink

if i wake up in the middle of the night and im too tired to go upstairs, ill piss in a bottle

i brake for animals...i mean seriously, i dont think anyone else in my area does

i also use my blinker ALL of the time, which noone in my area seems to do

i always take the second one of everything, never the first....second game on the shelf, second shirt in the mall, second bag of chips in the grocery store...etc

speaking of chips, i cant eat chips out of a bag after ANYBODY

i feel sorry for harmless insects or reptiles and if noone is looking, ill help them across the sidewalk or street...but if its a spider or a moth, say "goodnight"
 
Use my 700 mhz Compaq Presario instead of my 2.8 Ghz Toshiba Satellite Laptop for everything except gaming...
 
[quote name='swetooth9']i wash my hands before i open new games...kinda overkill, aint it? :D[/QUOTE]
I actually do this too... For many years, actually, I washed my hands before using my Dual Shock every single time... Today I picked up Paper Mario 2, and almost left it in the bag and didn't touch it, before I realized that it was still wrapped anyway.

I dunno why I do that kind of thing.

Edit: I'm also with The Successful Dropout on the 'never taking the first' of something for myself. Like, if I'm going to buy a DVD, I'll nearly always take the one behind the front one... because I think it's been handled less and therefore in better condition. Weird, I know. But I do it consciously every time.
 
I don't do this, but I met a guy who does and I assume no one else does. In my freshman year at college I caught my friend's roomate doing one of the weirdest thing I have seen. He was gay and jerked off complusively. No big deal, he didn't do it when my friend was in there, he was respectable. But one day I stopped by the room to ask my friend a question. The door was half open, so I gave a quick knock and walked in. The roommate was standing butt naked in the middle of the room, watching gay porn with a barber's mirror shoved up his ass. Specifically, the handle part was in his butt and he was holding the mirror end and moving it up and down.

The roommate saw me immediately, shouted "Oh s@#!. I am so sorry. I forgot to close the door." (Like I said, he was a nice guy.) And pulled the mirror out of his butt and begin running to his bed (I assume to use the blankets to cover himself) and a sprinted out the door.

He later apologized, and kept doing so for a while. But I do have a question to anyone who is gay. Is this type of masturbation common? Or is just guy just off his rocker.
 
[quote name='TXboxGuY']My cases look new and I just keep the discs in a CD/DVD wallet.[/QUOTE]
Same here, except I don't even touch the instruction manuals. I just pull out the game, put it in a CD/DVD wallet, close the DVD case, and put it on the shelf. Also makes it very convenient when you want to go over to a friend's house, cause you can just bring over a wallet containing all of your games instead of just picking and choosing what games to bring over.

And I'm with The Successful Dropout and C... I don't like to take the first copy of anything, be it games, DVD, or even food.
 
I'm almost positive that I'm the only person that turns straws inside-out.

That is, I take an ordinary straw and use my teeth to fold each "corner" of the straw inside the tube, overlapping each quarter of the straw with the previous quarter in an almost-spiral pattern. I repeat this folding process until the straw has completely turned itself inside out.

With your typical white straw that has red/yellow or red/blue lines, you can visually see that the straw has been turned inside out. The final result is an inside-out straw, tightly wound into a spiral pattern, that actually looks pretty cool when using straws with lines on them. By simply pulling on each end of it, it unwinds into a perfectly usable -- albiet crumpled -- straw, but now it's completely inside-out.
 
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