What is your favorite Ralph qoute?

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Just because I was inspired by a squirrel!

I have plenty of great qoutes I love but one of my favorites would be

"You smell like dead bunnies"
 
In keeping with what i think was my inspirational quote:
"My cat smells like catfood"

Hey kaw, i love your avatar. Man those spongemonkeys are catchy!
 
"It tastes like burning."
"...You choo choo choose me?"

EDIT: Cheapy when I posted yours wasn't up yet. Annoyed grunt.. doh!
EDIT 2: I guess yours is the correct quote...
 
What? No one's cited the classic: "Me fail English? That's unpossible."

edit: The Ralph file for those that don't know.

Also reading it just reminded me of his thoughts on Lisa's "chewing gum walk" being "very wrigley." Disturbing, but good.
 
Showing bart around his house......(points to sandbox)....."that's where the leprachaun lives....He tells me to BURN THINGS!!!!"..... viva la ralph
 
"You're King David! I love you 'cause you kill people."

"Principal Skinner, I got carsick in your office."

"And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."

"Then, the doctor told me that BOTH my eyes were lazy! And that's why it was the best summer ever."
 
My cat's breath smells like catfood.
My cat's name is Mittens.
My parents won't let me use scissors.
I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.
I bent my wookie.

There used to be a .wav or .mp3 file going around with a bunch of his lines spliced in, one after another. It was pretty funny. :)
 
[quote name='elprincipe']Bah, this is definitely the best one :D

"That's where I saw the Leprchaun. He tells me to burn things!"[/quote]

I AGREE!
 
Actually, he says "Ew, this tastes like Grandma! .....I want some more!" Used to be an in-joke at the old workplace.
 
Heard this one on a rerun the other night...

"Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me."
 
"Are you my mommy?"
"Your like my mommy after a box of wine"
"Your hair is tall and pretty"
(Marge touching Ralph's shoulder)--
"Help she's touching my SPECIAL area".
 
Ralph Wiggum from the Simpsons

ralph.jpg
 
ohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhh that raplh! Forgot about him! Not a big fan though! I thought it was something new or something i missed out on. Thanks!
 
ralph talking to a crook named (big daddy) who kidnapped him while his dad (chief wiggum) and homer are after him.

"Look, big daddy, it's regular daddy."
 
[quote name='moiety']My cat's breath smells like catfood.

There used to be a .wav or .mp3 file going around with a bunch of his lines spliced in, one after another. It was pretty funny. :)[/quote]

That's my favorite line also :p

i d/l the mp3 with a mix of ralph sayings and it always makes me laugh no matter what's going on.
 
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