What would you do with 360,000,000,000?

[xmrblondex]

http://www.dallasnews.com/sharedcontent/dws/dn/latestnews/stories/050108dnmetbillion.b623795f.html

Man accused of trying to cash check for $360,000,000,000
07:59 PM CDT on Wednesday, April 30, 2008

From Staff Reports
A man has been accused of attempting to pass a $360 billion check, which he claims was given to him by his girlfriend’s mother to start a record business, Fort Worth police said.

Charles Ray Fuller, 21, of Crowley, was arrested on April 22 on an accusation of forgery, police said.

Police responded to a report of a man attempting to pass the check about 4 p.m. that day at the Chase bank in the 8600 block of South Hulen Street, Fort Worth police Lt. Paul Henderson said.

The personal check was not made out to Mr. Fuller and when the bank contacted the check owner, the woman said she did not write a check for $360 billion.

Mr. Fuller was also accused of unlawful carrying of a weapon and possession of marijuana, Lt. Henderson said. He may also face a theft charge in Crowley.

Lt. Henderson said he did not know if Mr. Fuller and his girlfriend were still together.

 

[wubb]

That entire article is hilarious. That reporter has a sense of humor.

 

[CouRageouS]

A few grand? Sure thats conceivable of something to get away with. But anything over eleventy billion is insta-fail.

 

[tokitoki50]

That has to be the most ridiculous thing I've heard all day.

 

[QiG]

I'd buy a few countries

 

[Hockey37]

I'll tell you what I'd do. 2 chicks at once.

 

[magiic]

what a moron

 

[JolietJake]

They didn't find any crack on him? Has to be a crackhead to do anything that stupid.

 

[magiic]

I love his picture. He looks the kind of guy that would write a forged cheque for 360 billion

 

[PhrostByte]

[quote name='Hockey37']I'll tell you what I'd do. 2 chicks at once.[/quote]

LOL

 

[RAMSTORIA]

[quote name='Hockey37']I'll tell you what I'd do. 2 chicks at once.[/QUOTE]

Forget that, I'd do 2,000 chicks at once.

 

[plasticbathmonki]

Heck, that's one ambitious guy. Dr. Evil only asked for $100 Billion!

 

[DesertEagleXIX]

Is that how much it's costs to start a record business? Must be so expensive because of those illegal donwloaderz...

Why do they still call it the 'record business'? Only DJ's still buy vinyl records.

 

[Chase]

Just for fun, I'd bomb Pluto (the non-planet, not the dog). Sorry Plutonians, but if you're not a planet, you're not invited to my super sexy party. Oh, and tell Ceres and Eris that I want my money, or else they're next.

KABOOM

 

[unforeseen]

I would buy 360 billion lottery tickets...I would hit the jackpot for sure.

 

[NamelessMC]

[quote name='Hockey37']I'll tell you what I'd do. 2 chicks at once.[/quote]

"Hey Lawrence, wanna come over?"
"Shit no man, don't want you ****in' up my life too."

 

[Cracka]

I assume his plan was to cash this $360 billion check, then with this money he could then buy every artist and producer in the world, then he would run a monopoly on the music industry and use his income to pay the bank back the money that he took. He would presumably then buy every other company known to man, make trillions of dollars and ultimately live in a house the size of Texas and eventually become the king of the world.


He almost got away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids.