WinnieThePujols
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Holy crap. I'm staying at my aunt's house watching her dog. They live in an apartment. Acrossed the hall lives another relative of mine. It's actually my uncle's place. Now my uncle's girlfriend is younger, and she just came over here and talked to me. They've been dating for a while, but I've never really talked to her.
She came in here and said something like, "Hey, [your uncle] doesn't have any spices, I'm going to see if [your aunt] does." While she was searching up through the cupboards, she started to rant on about how I reminded her of a cousin that never talked. Then she told me this little story about her and her cousin in a waiting room and she told me about how she transformed him into someone who wouldn't shut up.
I figured she'd leave, but she didn't. I was just sitting here, helpless at the computer. I swear to God she just ranted on for 40 minute while I sat here giving one word responses of, "Yeah," or throwing in a laugh. Do you know how hard it is to provide a generic "sympathy" laugh every 30 seconds for over a half hour?
She ranted about how her mother discussing her sex life to her, her sister being a slut, her dad's dentures, to her being a sound sleeper, amongst many other random things. It was like a never-ending cycle. She'd start a lame ass story, continue on by saying something along the lines of, "Well, I just thought that, I didn't actually say it!" *annoying laughter*
It was like some wicked cliche from a comedy or horror movie. Not because what she was saying it was funny, but just because I was trapped there and couldn't leave.
What's a good way to end a conversation? This wasn't my house, so I couldn't say like, "Oh, I have to go do the dishes," or something.
It was a nightmare.
She came in here and said something like, "Hey, [your uncle] doesn't have any spices, I'm going to see if [your aunt] does." While she was searching up through the cupboards, she started to rant on about how I reminded her of a cousin that never talked. Then she told me this little story about her and her cousin in a waiting room and she told me about how she transformed him into someone who wouldn't shut up.
I figured she'd leave, but she didn't. I was just sitting here, helpless at the computer. I swear to God she just ranted on for 40 minute while I sat here giving one word responses of, "Yeah," or throwing in a laugh. Do you know how hard it is to provide a generic "sympathy" laugh every 30 seconds for over a half hour?
She ranted about how her mother discussing her sex life to her, her sister being a slut, her dad's dentures, to her being a sound sleeper, amongst many other random things. It was like a never-ending cycle. She'd start a lame ass story, continue on by saying something along the lines of, "Well, I just thought that, I didn't actually say it!" *annoying laughter*
It was like some wicked cliche from a comedy or horror movie. Not because what she was saying it was funny, but just because I was trapped there and couldn't leave.
What's a good way to end a conversation? This wasn't my house, so I couldn't say like, "Oh, I have to go do the dishes," or something.
It was a nightmare.