What's your pornstar name?

My new street is FM 50.

Which doesn't lend itself well - Delicious FM 50.

So I can use my old street.

Delicious Camelot.

Other stage names include: Good 'N Plenty, Mmmmmmmm, and Sir Dongs-a-Lot.







*Delicious is not really my middle name, except when I'm doing housecalls.
 
I thought it was supposed to be your childhood pet's name and the street you lived on making my name Steely McWang.
 
I'm gonna go by pet's name first, street name last.

Tommy Wildwood.
 
Joseph Vendola.. which actually wouldn't be a bad porn name, if I was italian.

Joseph Willis, or Joseph Beechwood if I go by my current addresses.
 
[quote name='TFN']Take your middle name, and the street you live on/born on.. whatever.

As for me..


Thomas Quail.[/quote]

What's your moms name? I'll use that.
 
Middle name and childhood street: Edward North Fiftieth Avenue

Middle name and Current street (this is MUCH MUCH better): Edward Edgewood!!

First pet's name was Cody so thats not bad etiher: Edward Cody, Or Cody Edgewood or something.
 
I've always had rather majestic pornstar names.

From childhood residence, to second house, to current living arrangements:

Andrew [Castle/Torrington/Chatham]
 
[quote name='TFN']Take your middle name, and the street you live on/born on.. whatever.

As for me..


Thomas Quail.[/quote]

I prefer to use the other method - take your middle name and your first pet (preferably a dog)'s name:

John Sausage (he was a dauchshund)...let's just make it Johnny Sausage.

As for childhood streets...hmmm.

Johnny St. Charles...not bad
Johnny Terrace 49...CUZ I'M 49 INCHES LONG, BITCHES!!!
 
middle name + street name sucks.


first pet's name + street name is the way to go-- Sugar Washington :)
 
[quote name='Apossum']middle name + street name sucks.


first pet's name + street name is the way to go-- Sugar Washington :)[/quote]

Okay, in that case it would be Sausage St. Charles...HAHAHA now THAT would be a serious porn name.
 
[quote name='ihavenolife123']Antonio Glasscock.

Antonio Popocatepetl when i used to live in mexico[/quote]

What part of Mexico did ya live in?
 
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