Who would you cast in your porno masterpiece?

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I'm a randy one, aren't I? I can't seem to get my mind out of the gutter.

Say you're a notable pornography director who's made some classy films in recent years. It's time for your crossover into the mainstream. You have some good financial backing, and agents are calling you in hopes of getting their well-recognized clients cast. Who do you choose?

For me, definitely James Cromwell. I'm confident he'd turn out some good DP scenes with Hugo Weaving as the second guy. Picture this:

*sweating, panting, sweating, panting*
Cromwell: Ugh. Yeah. F**K.
Weaving (climaxing): It is inevitable!
*double splooge; Cromwell slaps the starlet's butt for emphasis*
Cromwell: That'll do, bitch. That'll do.
 
Christina Ricci and me. She could play a really crazy/sadistic/horny girl who rapes and humiliates men for fun. If I can't be in my own film (like woody allen does), then some hot black guy.
 
[quote name='alonzomourning23']I thought lina looked ugly, and I hate her personality as well, I just find very little redeeming in a person like her. She looks attractive in the "do you think others find her attractive" but, me personally, pretty much every women I know I find hotter.[/QUOTE]


Yeah, but she supposedly is a pornstar or something. It was kinda joke, by the way.
 
[quote name='GameDude']Yeah, but she supposedly is a pornstar or something. It was kinda joke, by the way.[/QUOTE]

Her work in a few nude photoshoots are one of the only things I dont find negative about her, I'm really indifferent on that.
 
In another scene I'd have Abe Vigoda "get it on" with Conan O'Brien. It would be fun to direct, seeing as they've worked on the set of Late Night on more than one occasion.

Vigoda (fully nude): It's time for another edition of "If They Mated."
Conan: Please don't get any in my hair...
 
[quote name='alonzomourning23']Her work in a few nude photoshoots are one of the only things I dont find negative about her, I'm really indifferent on that.[/QUOTE]

You have them?
 
[quote name='GameDude']You have them?[/QUOTE]

No, I just don't find being photographed naked something negative. You do seem a little desperate though.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Then you should be better at it.[/QUOTE]


I am simply an amateur to your high assholeness, good sir.
 
[quote name='alonzomourning23']No, I just don't find being photographed naked something negative. You do seem a little desperate though.[/QUOTE]

You better believe it.
 
[quote name='GameDude']You better believe it.[/QUOTE]

You would fit in well at suicidegirls.com. Well, except for the fact you seem to like traditional looking women and have little respect for the women you're attracted to. You can tell the girl in the photoshoots how hot you think she is, tell people the girl you last masterbated too (often seen by the girl) etc., but then again, people don't really look down on the women there though and jump on those who do.
 
[quote name='n2x0000']Hey, come on. Calm down. This topic is about love.[/QUOTE]

No it's not. My movie is about whips, collars, men and the women who torture them.
 
[quote name='alonzomourning23']You would fit in well at suicidegirls.com. Well, except for the fact you seem to like traditional looking women and have little respect for the women you're attracted to. You can tell the girl in the photoshoots how hot you think she is, tell people the girl you last masterbated too (often seen by the girl) etc., but then again, people don't really look down on the women there though and jump on those who do.[/QUOTE]

wow, i just went to that site and those chicks are so nasty.
 
[quote name='GameDude']Yeah, but she supposedly is a pornstar or something. It was kinda joke, by the way.[/QUOTE]

You're posting about information you're not even sure of. Stop. Stop mentioning Lina.
 
[quote name='alonzomourning23']No, I just don't find being photographed naked something negative. You do seem a little desperate though.[/QUOTE]

I'm comforted by his desperateness. Its reassuring to know his chances of reproducing and passing off his genes are slim to none.
 
[quote name='dcfox']I'm comforted by his desperateness. Its reassuring to know his chances of reproducing and passing off his genes are slim to none.[/QUOTE]


hahaha. that was pretty funny.
 
[quote name='GameDude']wow, i just went to that site and those chicks are so nasty.[/QUOTE]

Wrong.

[quote name='GameDude']hahaha. that was pretty funny.[/QUOTE]

Because it was at your expense, yes.
 
[quote name='Trakan']You're posting about information you're not even sure of. Stop. Stop mentioning Lina.[/QUOTE]

Tread lightly, GameDude.
You're obviously not building any esteem in the eyes of the mod corps.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Tread lightly, GameDude.
You're obviously not building any esteem in the eyes of the mod corps.[/QUOTE]

yeah, a few years ago I would've totally exploded over that. I'm so calm now though.
 
[quote name='evilmax17']Your mother.[/QUOTE]

Wow. I'm surprised no one pulled that one out earlier.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']Tread lightly, GameDude.
You're obviously not building any esteem in the eyes of the mod corps.[/QUOTE]

Shhhhhhhhh dont tell him that, aww awww, man......*mods dropping ban guns* awww aww awwww....
 
[quote name='Nirvanaguy777']Shhhhhhhhh dont tell him that, aww awww, man......*mods dropping ban guns* awww aww awwww....[/QUOTE]

Jsweeney > you
 
[quote name='GameDude']tattoos are a poor person's way of art.[/QUOTE]

I got a couple o' arms (and a leg) full of "poor man's art" that would love to slap your teeth right out of your face for talking all this shit.

You need to cool it there, ace - you're not making many friends with your attitude (not to mention Lina obsession - she's apparently even changed her avatar now...). Clam down, step back, be cool.
 
[quote name='Moxio']Well, this thread has turned out for the worst. :/[/QUOTE]

I think for the next few days whatever thread GameDude posts in will turn out like this.
 
[quote name='dcfox']I think for the next few days whatever thread GameDude posts in will turn out like this.[/QUOTE]
Perhaps THEN he will chill out a bit...
 
[quote name='organicow']I got a couple o' arms (and a leg) full of "poor man's art" that would love to slap your teeth right out of your face for talking all this shit.

You need to cool it there, ace - you're not making many friends with your attitude (not to mention Lina obsession - she's apparently even changed her avatar now...). Clam down, step back, be cool.[/QUOTE]

Poor guy. So young, so naive. That'll look hawt when you're 70.
 
[quote name='camoor']You are a total tool.[/QUOTE]


Britney Spears has a tattoo...excuse me for not being a mindless follower of pop-culture.
 
[quote name='GameDude']Poor guy. So young, so naive. That'll look hawt when you're 70.[/QUOTE]

Ya, because I know my grandfathers #1 concern when he turned 70 was his ability to attract hot, young women. If you want to make a point, why don't you make the one where if they actually need to earn a living in the business world that visible tattoos will hinder them.

Britney Spears has a tattoo...excuse me for not being a mindless follower of pop-culture.
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Ya, no one ever got tattoos before her :roll:
 
GameDude, tattoos have been around for hundreds of years. Britney Spears didn't exactly invent it. Some tattoos can have significant meanings behind them and aren't just for looks.

And btw I seriously hope Organicow finds you and knocks your teeth in.
 
ugghh...someone roll up a newspaper, seems GameDude's on spring break from second grade and crapped all over this topic, didn't he?

and before i could post my kevin pererra pron flick idea...:razz:

btw, the girls on suicide girls.com are for the most part way more attractive then your avg porn star
 
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