Woman ran over twice trying to shoplift!

[Collectorguy00]

Didn't see this posted and thought it was funny.

Getting caught shoplifting: Jail time
Getting ran over twice while trying to escape: Hospital time
Still being able to get up and get back in the car: Dedication


http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/odd_shoplifter_hit;_ylt=AhemEXtBpF5loUxMQCeH_Nwjr7sF


CAPE CORAL, Fla. – Authorities are looking for a shoplifter who was run over twice by her getaway car after stealing $1,200 worth of designer purses from a Cape Coral store. A T.J. Maxx security guard told police she saw a woman stuff six designer Dooney & Bourke purses into her pants Tuesday morning and walk out of the store. The guard said she was confronting the woman when a car pulled up.
A report said the shoplifter tried to get into the vehicle but fell out and was run over by the car. She then got up and jumped onto the hood of the car. As the car was driving away, the report said the woman fell off and was run over again. On her third attempt, she finally made it into the vehicle.
Police are using the car's license plate and a check the woman dropped to track her down

 

[JolietJake]

TJ Maxx sells designer shit?

 

[Malik112099]

OMFG where is security camera footage when you need it!??!?!?!

 

[Soodmeg]

Yeah for all the lame ass shit they catch on cameras they miss out on something actually worth watching.

 

[mtxbass1]

[quote name='JolietJake']TJ Maxx sells designer shit?[/quote]

I was thinking this same thing. Since when has TJM started selling Dooney and Bourke bags?

 

[VioletArrows]

I thought they always sold other retailer's closeout (read ugly and no one wants them) stuff.

 

[Kapwanil]

[quote name='mtxbass1']I was thinking this same thing. Since when has TJM started selling Dooney and Bourke bags?[/quote]

I'm going to classify it a statistical anomaly.

Well, either that or the suspect actually stole some Duney and Bork bags. Shame, too, since they were close enough to some on-display Romex watches.

 

[bobo2k4]

Karma strikes again.

EDIT: It didn't exactly say she stole from TJ Maxx but a TJ Maxx guard saw her. She could have been in another store.

 

[Rocko]

I live right near that T.J. Maxx store.

 

[soulvengeance]

[quote name='mtxbass1']I was thinking this same thing. Since when has TJM started selling Dooney and Bourke bags?[/QUOTE]

You guys must have not been in a TJM in a while, they sell all kinds of stuff like that now, they're like high class closeout stuff now.

 

[lokizz]

no wonder she got away the security guard was too busy laughing his ass off to run after her.

 

[shieryda]

[quote name='JolietJake']TJ Maxx sells designer shit?[/quote]

My co-worker says they sell Coach there now, too. I know they sell Seven jeans, and Lucky.

 

[JaroldL]

wow. she was run over 2 times yet she still had the strength to get up?

superwoman?

 

[nevposey]

It really depends on what kind of TJM you go to. There are some TJMs/Marshalls/Ross' in my area where it looks like a hurricane ran through it cluttered with crap and others that sell really nice merchandise. I've seen 40 inch LCD tvs, wireless guitar hero guitars, Movado watches, North Face jackets, etc.