Worst Spam Email

[underliness]

Just checked my email today, and came across quite possibly the worst spam email I have ever seen. At least I got a good laugh out of it. How many mistakes can you spot?



"Dear Friend,

We the "GLOBAL MEDICAL EQUIPMENT INC"We supplies medical equipment into differend's conutry and your duty is for you to art as our payment collector in your location and you shall be entiteld with 10% of each transaction that we be made by you.If interested please contact us via [email protected]

Your's Faithful
Mr.Paul Rogers
GLOBAL MEDICAL EQUIPMENT."


Mistakes:
0-1 - This man is a great writer. Where do I sign up for his newsletter?
1-4 - He seems ok, I have seen worse.
5+ - Wtf..

 

[JolietJake]

It's my belief that most spam mail is originally typed by an army of 5 year olds.

 

[Reality's Fringe]

I forget how those scams work. Is it that the money is dirty so you can get in trouble for that, or they just use your account and run?

 

[StinkyCheese]

Not as ba as this one:

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I get this e-mail every now an then. Its always the same, but with a different 'name' in the subject line. I use name loosely because I'm not sure Halbeck Colbert is actually a name