CoD Black Ops LAN party (Phenix City)
Date: 2011-09-07, 12:11AM EDT
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OK here's the deal. If you're not on the level, then don't bother responding.
I am looking for up to 5 dudes to come over for a CoD Black Ops LAN party. I want dudes who are serious about playing some FN Black Ops, and have some serious FN skills. Grernade spammers and noob tubers need not respond. If you don't know what either of those things are, then you're FN out. If you don't know the difference between lightweight and lightweight pro, then your FN out. If you haven't prestiged at least once, then you're FN out!!
You must be 21 or over. I will FN card you, and if you're not, then you're FN ass to the curb. Last time I did this I ended up with a bunch of 12 year olds who got dropped off by their moms, and I had to put the beer away and bust out the FN kool-aid. My house is not a Chucky Cheese. I will supply a limited amount of beer and munchies. You can bring the other stuff!
You must bring your own TV. I have plenty of bandwidth and outlets, but I'm not a TV warehouse for FN sake. My mom usually goes to work at 730 pm so we can kick off after that!
This is real and it's not one of those circle jerk jack off parties. You pull your DK out anywhere besides the bathroom with the door shut, and I'll sic one or both of my Dobermans on your ass. This reminds me; No black dudes. Nothing personal, my dogs don't like black people ever since our black neighbor got messed up on meth and tried to screw one of my dogs. Now my dogs go ape shit every time they see a black person. Trust me you don't need a new asshole torn in you and I don't need a lawsuit.
I'm looking to get this thing started his weekend and If you are not a total F-wad, then it might be a regular thing!