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That's right you too can create gourmet dishes just like the pros using this

[SIZE=+2]Ova Twirling Tool (OTT)[/SIZE]



You might expect to pay as much as $49.99 for a product as amazing as this.
But no, you won't pay $39.99
or $29.99
or $19.99
or even $9.99

That's right if you order today and promise to tell 17 friends about this amazing commercial quality product, the OTT is yours free*


"I couldn't even crack an egg before finding this product!" -- JimmieMac

"I'm still a shitty cook, but now I can fake it! Yum-O!" -- Rachel Ray

"I use it to mix paint!" -- Dkellar

"The OTT is the only uni-tasker I allow in my kitchen!" -- Alton Brown

"Wait, this isn't for personal grooming?" -- Strell

"I gave one to Morrissey at his last concert and some sweat dripped off his chin and landed on my arm!" -- dallow

"I still use a fork." -- Dr Mario Kart

*Price is $149.99 less $149.99 from 15 seperate manufacturer rebates, 8 of which require the original UPC.
 
[quote name='wubb']"I'm still a shitty cook, but now I can fake it! Yum-O!" -- Rachel Ray

"The OTT is the only uni-tasker I allow in my kitchen!" -- Alton Brown
[/quote]

X fucking D.
 
[quote name='wubb']
"Wait, this isn't for personal grooming?" -- Strell
[/QUOTE]

I'd need something way bigger. Like if they made this for ostritch eggs, which I then used as a personal grooming device for the harmony of my magical spheres.
 
I always spell Mormissy's name correctly.

Mmmmm look at them eggs. All nice and rubbery, just like Morssssy's entire body.
 
[quote name='Strell']I'd need something way bigger. Like if they made this for ostritch eggs, which I then used as a personal grooming device for the harmony of my magical spheres.[/QUOTE]

Thus your understandable confusion.
 
[quote name='Maklershed']Toasty![/QUOTE]

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[quote name='Strell']I always spell Mormissy's name correctly.

Mmmmm look at them eggs. All nice and rubbery, just like Morssssy's entire body.[/quote]

Nice! :applause::applause:

Also, nice job on the OTT, Wubb.
 
[quote name='dallow']Rubbery indeed!
[/QUOTE]

Oh god.

You know dallow wants an animated poster of this.

Hanging over his bed.

Maybe even crop out Mosstitty's frame, and replace the background with a mirror, so that dallow can see himself be gyrated upon by that gelatin automaton.
 
[quote name='Strell']Oh god.

You know dallow wants an animated poster of this.

Hanging over his bed.

Maybe even crop out Mosstitty's frame, and replace the background with a mirror, so that dallow can see himself be gyrated upon by that gelatin automaton.[/quote]

Looks like someone brought his A-game today. :lol:
 
I'm actually pretty "known" in the Morrissey fandom circles.

I know just about everything, have heard just about everything.
Supplied people with videos, and bootlegs for direct download.

And had over 100 Morrissey/Smiths related videos on youtube. Some never before seen.
My videos, my name, was being quoted left and right in various articles online.
And even in print when Q magazine (UK music mag) used one of my youtube videos in their mag, I supplied them with the DVD master for better shots.

I've walked away from all that. Pretty much when my youtube account was suspended.
Still known though.
At the concert, I was approached several times by people who had heard about me, or knew me from 'the boards'.

Kind of weird, pretty funny though.
 
[quote name='dallow']I'm actually pretty "known" in the Morrissey fandom circles.

I know just about everything, have heard just about everything.
Supplied people with videos, and bootlegs for direct download.

And had over 100 Morrissey/Smiths related videos on youtube. Some never before seen.
My videos, my name, was being quoted left and right in various articles online.
And even in print when Q magazine (UK music mag) used one of my youtube videos in their mag, I supplied them with the DVD master for better shots.

I've walked away from all that. Pretty much when my youtube account was suspended.
Still known though.
At the concert, I was approached several times by people who had heard about me, or knew me from 'the boards'.

Kind of weird, pretty funny though.[/quote]

*creepy stalker music plays in the background*



edit: damn you strell. Get to work.
 
If I can obsess more.

I have more than 50 various DVDs of concert, documentary, and videos.
I have hundreds, yes, hundreds of audio bootlegs from 20 years of concerts. Collection not complete.

I have most of the promos. Spent hundreds, maybe thousands on them searching far and wide.
Was offered the holy grail, for $15,000. Wish I could have bought that. If my car was worth that, I'd have sold it.

Bought a hand written letter from him to a pen pal for $500ish.
Etc etc.

I even bootlegged one concert. Providing the very first bootleg from the tour of 2006, first time he did a couple of Smiths song during his solo career.
Nice to see that traded about online.
 
Haha.

Guess how many Morrissey/Smiths songs I have on my Zune.

Zero. It's true. The songs are all right here ::taps chest:: in my heart, haha.
 
There's this ultra-cute Morrissey nerd that lives in Michigan that I know.
If I lived there, I'd go out with her. She's celibate just like me! Whee!
And she plays guitar and sings.
And well. Not some crappy myspace-type stuff.
 
[quote name='evanft']Morrissey songs. Listen to death metal.[/quote]

he already likes bad music, I don't think he needs more of it. :p
 
Look at this hair!
It's perfect!



Haha, ok. No more Morrissey for this OTT.

But believe you me.

There WILL be a Morrissey OTT one of these days.
All Moz pics, all the time.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']he already likes bad music, I don't think he needs more of it. :p[/QUOTE]

BAZIZZLE BAM, BITCH
 
[quote name='evanft']Morrissey songs. Listen to death metal.[/QUOTE]
I don't think he wants to contract HIV.
 
[quote name='tiredfornow']he already likes bad music, I don't think he needs more of it. :p[/QUOTE]

Wow, you're obviously genetically inferior to me. I'd put you in an oven if I could.
 
fuck, I've been paying attention to that Ben Stiller movie Heavyweights since it started, I think I've failed the interwebs for the day.
 
[quote name='dallow']If I can obsess more.

I have more than 50 various DVDs of concert, documentary, and videos.
I have hundreds, yes, hundreds of audio bootlegs from 20 years of concerts. Collection not complete.

I have most of the promos. Spent hundreds, maybe thousands on them searching far and wide.
Was offered the holy grail, for $15,000. Wish I could have bought that. If my car was worth that, I'd have sold it.

Bought a hand written letter from him to a pen pal for $500ish.
Etc etc.

I even bootlegged one concert. Providing the very first bootleg from the tour of 2006, first time he did a couple of Smiths song during his solo career.
Nice to see that traded about online.[/QUOTE]

But have you ever been a coupon?

No?

STFU! Get back to work!
 
Dance music means many things.

If you mean techno and things like that. No, not really.

Happy Mondays, and Pet Shop Boys are referred to as dance music.
And I love both of them.

(i don't dance though...)

But have you ever been a coupon?

No?

STFU! Get back to work!
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Damn, that's true.
Man, I should get back to work. I do have a lot to do and keep wasting my time online.
 
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