Why do some people stick items up their rectum?

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Ice Gargoyle

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You've all heard the stories - but have you realized that they're true? A new book is coming out filled with pages of x-rays showing the things patients have stuck up their rear-ends. I've seen a gastroenterologist who has told me some crazy stories - apparently light bulbs are common and on rare occasion, small animals.

Why would someone do that, or even THINK of doing that? What kind of sicko do you have to be? Is this some kind of mental illness, and is there a term for it?
 
I thought this was gonna be another one of those Slidecage threads. I would have bet money on it.
 
I like how most of the explanations for it happening were "I fell and slipped onto it".

I know a girl who's father is a doctor and a guy had a cue ball up there. He said that he fell and slipped. So did a guy who had a small mason jar up there. I wonder if any of these doctors ask why they had no pants on when they "fell on them".
 
I think people do that for pleasure, as painful and gross as it sounds the asshole does have pleasure spots in them just the average common person rather just leave them exit only.
 
[quote name='Ice Gargoyle']When you stick Buzz Lightyear up your ass, it ceases to be just for "pleasure."[/QUOTE]

So I guess that's the Beyond?
 
Thats how I lost Fluffy!!!
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so this one time, my cousin walt gets a cat stuck in his ass, complete with trip to the emergency room to get it out! The next week, he does it again! I am like walt, what the fruck are you doing to yourself? He looked at me and said... Jeremy how else am i supposed to get the gerbil out? My cousin was a weird guy!
 
[quote name='mastagoalie']so this one time, my cousin walt gets a cat stuck in his ass, complete with trip to the emergency room to get it out! The next week, he does it again! I am like walt, what the fruck are you doing to yourself? He looked at me and said... Jeremy how else am i supposed to get the gerbil out? My cousin was a weird guy![/QUOTE]

Your name is Jeremy, mine too! Small world
 
Have you guys ever had a prostate massage? Or milking? Some of the best damn orgasms ever. Some fingers or a dildo is fine, but light bulbs and animals, etc. are...unnecessary.
 
[quote name='MisterModest']Have you guys ever had a prostate massage? Or milking? Some of the best damn orgasms ever. Some fingers or a dildo is fine, but light bulbs and animals, etc. are...unnecessary.[/QUOTE]

I hope you are kidding prostate message sounds something a doctor would give you, I don't even want to know what milking is.
 
[quote name='JJSP']Same reason people put weiners in vaginas. They think it feels good.[/QUOTE]

Excuse me? What are you? I'm pretty sure that sticking a buzz lightyear or any other item up your butt is a much different experience than heterosexual sex.


Please, please tell me you were being sarcastic.
 
[quote name='CosmosTheMouse']I like how most of the explanations for it happening were "I fell and slipped onto it".

I know a girl who's father is a doctor and a guy had a cue ball up there. He said that he fell and slipped. So did a guy who had a small mason jar up there. I wonder if any of these doctors ask why they had no pants on when they "fell on them".[/QUOTE]

"You're thinking I'm homophobic; I hear it all the time. 'Dave, you're probably gay. 'What?' 'You talk about being gay so you probably are gay! You probably secretly want to have sex with another man!' And I say, 'listen, voice in my head...I do not.' 'How do you know you wouldn't like it? How do you know you wouldn't love it?' I know I wouldn't like it or love it. Because one time, during a terrible gardening accident, a cucumber went up my ass. Three times.'" - Dave Attell

"You never see it on ER, but it's happening. Every 8 minutes out there, someone is sitting on a cucumber, or papaya if you live in Hawaii. If that ever happens, you need two things and two things quick; a pair of ice tongs, and a friend that can keep a secret. Preferably your midget friend. 'Cause nobody believes a midget until it's too late. 'Cucumber up a man's ass? Is that where the treasure is? Well then lead me ♪into your midget world!♪'"

[quote name='spiderman4657']I hope you are kidding prostate message sounds something a doctor would give you[/QUOTE]

The prostate is the male G-spot. It's God's cruel and twisted design that put it in our ass.
 
[quote name='spiderman4657']I hope you are kidding prostate message sounds something a doctor would give you, I don't even want to know what milking is.[/QUOTE]

^You clearly haven't seen Road Trip.
 
Go to a video porn site, like xhamster or youporn, search "prostate massage". INfuckINGCREDIBLE ORGASM.

Milking can mean different stuff, like technique, position, etc. One way is with the guy on all fours, and you bend the penis back between his legs (BEFORE it's erect), and when it's hard it's pointing out straight back, and jacking it that way. Also a great, slow building orgasm.

Another type of milking is a guy lying face down on a table with a hole cut out for the penis. A girl jerks the guy off from underneath the table. The added element of gravity, with the penis and balls hanging down makes for a fantastic, unique orgasm.

Ball-tying makes all of this even better.
 
Probably the same people who think this is a good idea:

Visitors to the X-rated site will initially be presented with pornographic content as well as images from PETA's salacious ads and campaigns, Rajt said. Those images will be followed by pictures and video shot undercover of the mistreatment of animals. The site will also include links to vegetarian and vegan -- using no animal products -- starter kits as well as recipes.

http://news.yahoo.com/peta-launch-porn-name-animal-rights-193238904.html



PETA
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[quote name='MisterModest']Go to a video porn site, like xhamster or youporn, search "prostate massage". INfuckINGCREDIBLE ORGASM.

Milking can mean different stuff, like technique, position, etc. One way is with the guy on all fours, and you bend the penis back between his legs (BEFORE it's erect), and when it's hard it's pointing out straight back, and jacking it that way. Also a great, slow building orgasm.

Another type of milking is a guy lying face down on a table with a hole cut out for the penis. A girl jerks the guy off from underneath the table. The added element of gravity, with the penis and balls hanging down makes for a fantastic, unique orgasm.

Ball-tying makes all of this even better.[/QUOTE]

I now know more about you than I ever needed to. Thanks for sharing. :)
 
I'm sorry OP, do you have more than two hands? Sometimes I have to carry three things, and there's a lot of grip down there. Stop being so condescending.
 
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