wow maybe i should have done it!!

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xenoman80

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ight sup cagers ! havnt posted in a while please forgive the grammar and spelling kinda in a rush. so on tuesday i cut school and stayed home invited a gurl over 2 chill. so so 2 get to the point we were goin 2 do it and i kinda stopped it. i told her i wanted 2 save myself! (whoa i jus wrote that!!) at least for a girl thats speicail. she like me but she has a man whos locked up . i really dont care about that but the thing is he's coming out soon and i dont know if what we have is real! my whole thing is that when he comes out will she go back to him and leave me. i dont wanna be someone 2 keep her busy untill her man comes out. dam did i mention she is sxy!!! so i guess i should just leave it alone or should i keep going and see where it go's!!! she claims she loves him but the guys a chump. he's always goin in and out of juvi (ive only been there once 2 months but thats sumthin else). so what do you guys think i should do run with the situation and see how far a i get or just leave the whole situation and get a new gurl. did i mention she looks real sxy!!!!
 
lol
[quote name='crazytalkx']Seems kinda dangerous.........if you're extremely lucky prison turned her man gay.[/QUOTE]
 
After spending half an hour trying to translate the post to english, I basically got the idea that you're screwing around with some guy's girl who's in jail.

Yes, it would be wise to stop doing whatever you're doing and stop talking to her.
 
Pray to god this guy doesn't know 'cause he's not going to be happy once he gets out which based on what you said is soon. Stay away from her.
 
did i mention i have 2 see her everyday !!! mon-thurs dam maybe i got myself into some serious shit o well i always find ways out of the things and about him going 2 juvi so what juvi's lightwork ive paid a long term visit there myslef so i dont care about that im just thinkin about her leavin me for him! also i live in manhattan and she lives in brooklyn ( for those that havnt guesses i live in nyc) so thats alot of distance so i could i trust her so be faithful if i did get with her!
 
You want no part of this girl, she's playing you. Just wait, when the guy gets out she'll make up some story about you stalking her or something to try to cover her cheating ass.
 
[quote name='xenoman80']did i mention i have 2 see her everyday !!! mon-thurs dam maybe i got myself into some serious shit o well i always find ways out of the things and about him going 2 juvi so what juvi's lightwork ive paid a long term visit there myslef so i dont care about that im just thinkin about her leavin me for him! also i live in manhattan and she lives in brooklyn ( for those that havnt guesses i live in nyc) so thats alot of distance so i could i trust her so be faithful if i did get with her![/QUOTE]

Dude, last time I checked brooklyn is only a 20min train ride away from manhattan.
 
that sounds reasonable!!
[quote name='greendc27']You want no part of this girl, she's playing you. Just wait, when the guy gets out she'll make up some story about you stalking her or something to try to cover her cheating ass.[/QUOTE]
 
your right but im not going to be wastin time and money to get there and check on her everytime i have 2 check on her. i know i could call but then she could lie 2 me over the phone( i kno ive lied 2 dozens of gurls over the phone while im with another)!!!
[quote name='kill3r7']Dude, last time I checked brooklyn is only a 20min train ride away from manhattan.[/QUOTE]
 
lol then ill call jessica alba and have phone sex while in the middle of the 3some
[quote name='zionoverfire']Obviously you should go to his jail and seduce him, that way you can have a 3-way when he gets out.[/QUOTE]
 
Are you involved with a woman whos waiting for her man to get out of prision?

Do you think hed kick yours and her ass on national television?

Would you like to be on the Jerry Springer show?

Call us, toll free (since youre probably poor) at 1 800 96 JERRY
 
ive been getting offers from maury. lol
[quote name='supadupacheap']Are you involved with a woman whos waiting for her man to get out of prision?

Do you think hed kick yours and her ass on national television?

Would you like to be on the Jerry Springer show?

Call us, toll free (since youre probably poor) at 1 800 96 JERRY[/QUOTE]
 
[quote name='xenoman80']lol then ill call jessica alba and have phone sex while in the middle of the 3some[/QUOTE]

Wow, that was a retarded response. Ill personally buy condoms for you just so you dont ever procreate.

Size small I presume?
 
(ok how can i answer this without it sounding gay or bragging about how big i am then everyone thinking im small big i think im big)(maybe a picture)(maybe i should just be quite)!!
[quote name='supadupacheap']Wow, that was a retarded response. Ill personally buy condoms for you just so you dont ever procreate.

Size small I presume?[/QUOTE]
 
2 is an numeric symbol for two. To and Too are words used in certain situations when trying to send a message to recipients.

Fix it. Now.

Oh, and condom, what they've been saying. Too many people don't think and never realize that a child = 10,000+ a year.
 
i always pratice safe sex and this another public service annocumet brought to you by xenoman80 saying wrap it up or it'll fall off!!
[quote name='SkyGheNe']2 is an numeric symbol for two. To and Too are words used in certain situations when trying to send a message to recipients.

Fix it. Now.

Oh, and condom, what they've been saying. Too many people don't think and never realize that a child = 10,000+ a year.[/QUOTE]
 
I really hope this is all part of your "act", how you "front" and you arent really as stupid as you sound. The fact that you are/were in any sort of educational system and this is all you could get from it scares the living hell out of me.

I mean this with all sincerety, go to school, read books, make yourself a better person than you appear to be right now. If not, do not pass on your curse of ignorance to any successive generations (dont have kids. Hell, dont even be anyones "uncle")
 
mayb your right too!
[quote name='cag1000']dude b a pimp, play the shit outta her and use her as many times as u can, but under the guise of a friend[/QUOTE]
 
[quote name='cag1000']dude b a pimp, play the shit outta her and use her as many times as u can, but under the guise of a friend[/QUOTE]

Wait a minute, I thought it was one idiot per village, not two.

Here, let me translate into your native tongue...

HO' up dawg, I thawts twas uno moran in da big citi, not too.
 
ha ha wow im really laughing (not!!!)
[quote name='supadupacheap']Wait a minute, I thought it was one idiot per village, not two.

Here, let me translate into your native tongue...

HO' up dawg, I thawts twas uno moran in da big citi, not too.[/QUOTE]
 
At least you have the sense to wrap your little friend. Or big friend as you say, whatever. You seem to be a moderately intelligent individual. So I'll address you as such.

Please, return to school, It's very hard to go through life with a 2nd grade education. Remember, they put you on the short bus for your own good. Don't forget the paragraph breaks. They are as important as your medication.

When you're writing your resume, remember that "Bad Azz Mutherfucker!!!1" is a bad title. Use vowels in the correct context.
 
[quote name='xenoman80'](ok how can i answer this without it sounding gay or bragging about how big i am then everyone thinking im small big i think im big)(maybe a picture)(maybe i should just be quite)!![/QUOTE]
Good idea.
 
wow advice an insult and they say education can make you a better person!lol
[quote name='fanskad']At least you have the sense to wrap your little friend. Or big friend as you say, whatever. You seem to be a moderately intelligent individual. So I'll address you as such.

Please, return to school, It's very hard to go through life with a 2nd grade education. Remember, they put you on the short bus for your own good. Don't forget the paragraph breaks. They are as important as your medication.

When you're writing your resume, remember that "Bad Azz Mutherfucker!!!1" is a bad title. Use vowels in the correct context.[/QUOTE]
 
[quote name='SkyGheNe']

Oh, and condom, what they've been saying. Too many people don't think and never realize that a child = 10,000+ a year.[/QUOTE]

Well thats only if you spoil the kid with food and shelter.
 
oh my, i cant believe this topic exists.

first of all: (while i am definetly a bad speller and should not pick on anyones use of the english language) xenoman, if you were in a hurry when you typed that, is it safe to assume that every other post youve ever made was in haste as well? :lol:

advice: drop this girl like a bad habit. i dont know what you did to go to juvi, but you clearly havent learned your lesson since you still associate with people (this girl) who associate with people that do bad things (her boy) anyways, TOTALLY remove youreself from this enviroment. it ruins peoples lives, get new friends and a dictionary before its too late.
 
Actually, I'm of the opinion that you take advantage of this time, film it, and then show it to him when he gets out. That way, the BF will have annihilated you and gotten such poor grammar out of our hair, and you won't have died a virgin. It's win-win situation!
 
dam i guess ill have 2 get a new girl!!! but shes so good looking o well !! theres this girl in school that looks sweet as hell maybe ill give her a chance!
 
just bang her! if you are as good as you say she will stay. At worst maybe a occasional good time! in other words just have fun if it turns into more great if not you didn't loose anything.
 
[quote name='xenoman80']dam i guess ill have 2 get a new girl!!! but shes so good looking o well !! theres this girl in school that looks sweet as hell maybe ill give her a chance![/QUOTE]

I weep for the youth of America.
 
[quote name='JSweeney']I weep for the youth of America.[/QUOTE]

We don't deserve your pity. This must be one of the stupidest generations ever.
 
[quote name='SneakyPenguin']We don't deserve your pity. This must be one of the stupidest generations ever.[/QUOTE]

I don't know. They seem to be able to at least start fires, so they've got that going for them. :)
 
[quote name='JSweeney']I don't know. They seem to be able to at least start fires, so they've got that going for them. :)[/QUOTE]

Without a lighter? I doubt it
 
Xenoman - when you get beat up by the bf - make sure to drink so much that you ruin your liver and then do your "take 100 tylenol" trick. The beat-down wont feel bad in comparison.
 
So this is what happens when a mother smokes cigarettes and drinks cough syrup during pregnancy.

Dude, save yourself the trouble. Ditch the bitch.
 
[quote name='CappyCobra']So this is what happens when a mother smokes cigarettes and drinks cough syrup during pregnancy.

Dude, save yourself the trouble. Ditch the bitch.[/QUOTE]

No, no. That child is the bf who is going to beat xenoman the hell up when he gets out of jail.
 
I say do ALL of society a big favor and never have sex with anyone. EVER. Join a Buhhdist monastary in the hills of Mongolia, take a simultaneous vow of silence AND chastity, and never think of spreading your genetic material ever again.
 
[quote name='BigSpoonyBard']No, no. That child is the bf who is going to beat xenoman the hell up when he gets out of jail.[/QUOTE]
True. Well at least thier collective IQ will even out to zero once the beatdown ensues. ;)
 
theres this chick in school man does she have huge titys and shes cute but she has braces but her titys are huge!!! ima give her a shot.
 
why do the guys that disrespect girls always gets the good looking ones?? why is it girls dont like the nice guys? are nice guys played out? all girls seem to want are badboys!!
whats crazy is how guys can treat girls like shit and how the girls are stuipd enough to like that!!! what do you think about this? maybe i start a new topic on this
 
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