KwanzaaTimmy
CAGiversary!
hmm, Xenoman-- from what I understand through this post you have 3 options:
I will translate for you, and the entertainment of everyone else who's reading.
1. "Bang dat slut bitch ho, and make her call you 50 while you doin' it"- A fair option, If she was about it, then she's not really as faithful it seems to the dude in prison. Only thing about this option is that if you go this route, then you must keep it on the sly/or hit it and leave town on first bus. This chick sounds like bad news anyway, good thing you wrap up, cause you may get scabies.
2. "Forget that Stunt, get a new hump-off wit' braces"- Since you're obviously leaning this direction, this is what I'd recommend. Anything that may get you killed (See option 1.. STDs or Jail Men can and sometimes will kill you), is usually good to avoid-- minus those obvious few pleasantries.. like coke, hookers, twinkies, and Dragonball Z.
3. "Forget crazy bitches and focus on makin' paper"- Another good option. Girls, and the kids you have with them, cost you-- a taxpayer-- a lot of money. If you're dead broke (Which I think you may be, hooked on phonics is relatively cheap), then stay away from expensive hos (Thank The Late Great Jay-Z for this Advice)..and concentrate on stacking up on your paper, and writing ability.
I see a bright future for you xenoman80-- just stick to your guns and avoid the clap.
Yours in Crack Rock and Private Stock,
KT.
I will translate for you, and the entertainment of everyone else who's reading.
1. "Bang dat slut bitch ho, and make her call you 50 while you doin' it"- A fair option, If she was about it, then she's not really as faithful it seems to the dude in prison. Only thing about this option is that if you go this route, then you must keep it on the sly/or hit it and leave town on first bus. This chick sounds like bad news anyway, good thing you wrap up, cause you may get scabies.
2. "Forget that Stunt, get a new hump-off wit' braces"- Since you're obviously leaning this direction, this is what I'd recommend. Anything that may get you killed (See option 1.. STDs or Jail Men can and sometimes will kill you), is usually good to avoid-- minus those obvious few pleasantries.. like coke, hookers, twinkies, and Dragonball Z.
3. "Forget crazy bitches and focus on makin' paper"- Another good option. Girls, and the kids you have with them, cost you-- a taxpayer-- a lot of money. If you're dead broke (Which I think you may be, hooked on phonics is relatively cheap), then stay away from expensive hos (Thank The Late Great Jay-Z for this Advice)..and concentrate on stacking up on your paper, and writing ability.
I see a bright future for you xenoman80-- just stick to your guns and avoid the clap.
Yours in Crack Rock and Private Stock,
KT.