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[Vigilante]

K I want one of Stotch's wife and your wife backlog.

Spoiler

From Halloween a few years back. No face, obviously.

Backlog has a wife backlog?

 

[captaintek3304]

I only care about face pics.

 

[Thermopyle]

By dungeons, I assume you mean the side cave things?

I'm at the one where I have to retrieve

Spoiler

Aslan's axe or something for the Orcs to free the young chick.

I think that's a couple after the one you described. I only get one turn of my dudes in before I'm crushed. Maybe I need to defense more.

Ah, that one. Yeah, you have to run away there, too. And if you didn't clear out the bottom before going up then those orcs at the bottom come out even if you do step on one of the traps. You have to manage your initiative and movement really carefully to get out of there in time. I didn't see any way to win through combat.

 

[roedaniel19]

Backlog has a wife backlog?

Polygamy ftw

 

[roedaniel19]

K I want one of Stotch's wife and your wife backlog.

Spoiler

From Halloween a few years back. No face, obviously.

Nice body, from what I can see.

 

[jhuneycutt]

Looks like I'm going to Carls Jr. FWB saw that double stacked bacon burger commercial yesterday and now she wants one.

You should show her a condom commercial.

 

[Thermopyle]

K I want one of Stotch's wife and your wife backlog.

Spoiler

From Halloween a few years back. No face, obviously.

I don't know that I'd do a FWB situation with a women that doesn't have a face. It's creepy.

She certainly doesn't have a bad body, though. 150lbs at that height isn't bad. It's pretty normal. Not skinny, but definitely not fat.

 

[MrNinjaSquirrel]

Tell me when you beat it

I'm super tired this morning, but hopefully after I wake up and get moving

honestly the hard part will come naturally

some grindy stuff

I think it felt perfect...though you have to accept a bit of slowdown when you enter

Come on, slow down, man...

 

[tylerh1701]

I only care about face pics.

That's not gonna happen. I'm shocked she actually agreed to this.

 

[Bumslie]

I only care about face pics.

I'm sure Snakey will ask for somebody to put his face on her body so he can have a new avatar.

 

[jhuneycutt]

so I had to 'roundhouse kick' the blonde couple out.

Fixed

 

[QuarterRoy00]

Ah, that one. Yeah, you have to run away there, too. And if you didn't clear out the bottom before going up then those orcs at the bottom come out even if you do step on one of the traps. You have to manage your initiative and movement really carefully to get out of there in time. I didn't see any way to win through combat.

Jesus Rollerblading Christ. Why make me go in a dungeon to just have me run away? Especially turn based running like this game makes you do. This game is so weird and frustrating.
I don't know what you mean by cleaning out the bottom though. I only had three movement squares open, and two had those step traps that opened the Orc door. Maybe I just didn't look enough.

 

[tylerh1701]

Nice body, from what I can see.

Yeah she has the body type I like. Like I said I would never describe her as chubby, just not skinny either. Just kinda athletic even though she doesn't really work out.

 

[jhuneycutt]

That's not gonna happen. I'm shocked she actually agreed to this.

BFG better get face pics, otherwise what separates us from the common riff raff in this thread?

 

[captaintek3304]

Wait, are we really talking about 150 lbs being fat? You guys know SJD is a ing retard, right? Seriously anyone who is talking about 150 lbs being fat needs to have their ing head checked.

 

[tylerh1701]

You guys know SJD is a ing retard, right?

Yes.

 

[jhuneycutt]

Yeah she has the body type I like. Like I said I would never describe her as chubby, just not skinny either. Just kinda athletic even though she doesn't really work out.

I know one work out she gets. (Studio audience: Wooooooooooooooooooooo!)

 

[crunchewy]

Resisted!

 

[Velo214]

That dude was super annoying anyway.

and he was more gay then bi. he kept offering me bjs and to him in the butt. and i kept saying no. its like, thanks dude, but no.

we had 2/3 hot chix here, and he would be wanking it on cam talking about dildos in his butt. iv always been pro gay, until it is like creepily shoved in my face like that. I am nice and openminded and all that, but like, no dude, im not that into you. ugh. and he kept drinking our kids chocolate milk and taking showers using all our shampoo/conditioner and kept looking at my strategy guides and toys and videogames. Its like wtf. I have never ever had a couple/girl over and then they procede to not cam but instead look through my shelves, like wtf.

 

[tylerh1701]

He was definitely very gay.

 

[Velo214]

and gay is fine and great and all, but im not camming with a gay dude. He brought his stripper wife, and then still did nothing.

We made $200 each when we cammed twice this week, but they were over 5 nights and most of the time they just wanted to play video games and hang out. like, no. we have kids and are adults, we don't just hang out with people all week. come over, party, cam, get paid, and leave. It's like they were trying to squat here and just enjoyed having a shower/food/bed. ummm, no

luckily I was pretty involved in The Evil Within, so it kept me busy. I did the 5 hour speed run on a binge saturday night because I didn't want to be in the same room with them doing nothing. We have been doing this cam thing for almost a year, and it has never been so awkward/boring/lame. I'm just like, this, im going to go play video games. His girl could only take it for like 5 mins and then tapped out. and everyone knows I only enjoy a girl who can take a good plowing. There was no plowing here at all. I quit

 

[Thermopyle]

Jesus Rollerblading Christ. Why make me go in a dungeon to just have me run away? Especially turn based running like this game makes you do. This game is so weird and frustrating.
I don't know what you mean by cleaning out the bottom though. I only had three movement squares open, and two had those step traps that opened the Orc door. Maybe I just didn't look enough.

The orc rooms at the bottom is what I meant by cleaning out. If you go into the dungeon and step on a trap, they come out and you have to fight them. You could fight them at the beginning and wipe them out before going after the axe. Alternatively you can just avoid the traps and go through the north door to proceed to the axe. Once you get to the axe you have to run to leave as fast as you can from the gorians, though, and the orcs will come out even if the trap isn't triggered once you get to the bottom.

Anka has a skill called "Movement Design." With it you can reset everybody's initiative for the turn. So what you can do to take advantage of that is let everybody go, using as much linking as you can to move as fast as you can towards the exit, then on the last person's turn, link in Anka and have her use Movement Design. That resets everybody's turns so that you have a full extra round. I didn't get that until a few maps after the one your'e in, though.

 

[Vigilante]

Tell me when you beat it

I'm super tired this morning, but hopefully after I wake up and get moving

honestly the hard part will come naturally

some grindy stuff

I think it felt perfect...though you have to accept a bit of slowdown when you enter

Come on, slow down, man...

I'm...honored?

 

[roedaniel19]

Holy cow. Don't click Tyler:

http://news.discovery.com/animals/puppy-sized-spider-surprises-scientist-in-rainforest-141020.htm?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=DiscoveryChannel

 

[handsomepete]

and taking showers using all our shampoo/conditioner

you guys use conditioner? jesus tmi dude.

 

[Vigilante]

(spoiler-ish?)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0TSp7uU--g

 

[QuarterRoy00]

The orc rooms at the bottom is what I meant by cleaning out. If you go into the dungeon and step on a trap, they come out and you have to fight them. You could fight them at the beginning and wipe them out before going after the axe. Alternatively you can just avoid the traps and go through the north door to proceed to the axe. Once you get to the axe you have to run to leave as fast as you can from the gorians, though, and the orcs will come out even if the trap isn't triggered once you get to the bottom.

Anka has a skill called "Movement Design." With it you can reset everybody's initiative for the turn. So what you can do to take advantage of that is let everybody go, using as much linking as you can to move as fast as you can towards the exit, then on the last person's turn, link in Anka and have her use Movement Design. That resets everybody's turns so that you have a full extra round. I didn't get that until a few maps after the one your'e in, though.

Ok gotcha. Thanks for all that. Not really digging this game much. But power through I shall.

 

[jhuneycutt]

That guy was the lamest ever, but it's hilarious that Velo's complaining that he was drinking all the chocolate milk.

 

[SJD]

Wait, are we really talking about 150 lbs being fat? You guys know SJD is a ing retard, right? Aerials anyone who is talking about 150 lbs being fat needs to have their ing head checked.

Figures the fat guy would get all riled up about it. And I never said fat, but then again, take it easy, bud.

 

[Thermopyle]

Ok gotcha. Thanks for all that. Not really digging this game much. But power through I shall.

The focus is absolutely on strategy and doing what you're supposed to in the map. The game is pretty atypical that it puts you into situations where you absolutely can't win and it also doesn't make grinding easy at all. There are plenty of bad things about the game, but figuring out the right way to handle each map is more like figuring out a puzzle than anything else, IMO.

 

[jkam]

I didn't think I cared for AC4 much but after some more playtime I'm seeing why people liked it so much. The Jungle area is gorgeous and actually made me feel like I was playing a next-gen (or this gen PS4) console. Ship battles can be a little tedious though. Glad I fired it up again though. Between this and Peace Walker it's a little strange playing 2 longer-ish games at the same time but I'm not minding it so much.

 

[handsomepete]

I didn't think I cared for AC4 much but after some more playtime I'm seeing why people liked it so much. The Jungle area is gorgeous and actually made me feel like I was playing a next-gen (or this gen PS4) console. Ship battles can be a little tedious though. Glad I fired it up again though. Between this and Peace Walker it's a little strange playing 2 longer-ish games at the same time but I'm not minding it so much.

I thought the ghost ship battles were cool. Even the fights where there's a variety of ships required some strategy. I got a bit sick of it by the end too, but it was well done. And the jungle was neat looking. I liked the random little animals that were wandering around too. I don't know what to expect from unity now that I'm teetering on the edge of burned out with AC games, but I'm hopeful that it at least doesn't suck.

 

[Bumslie]

Velo you need to post these rules.

Rule #1 Don't ever drink Links chocolate milk.
Rule #2 No Squating
Rule #3 If you can only take 5min plow then Velo will go play video games.

 

[roedaniel19]

I thought the ghost ship battles were cool. Even the fights where there's a variety of ships required some strategy. I got a bit sick of it by the end too, but it was well done. And the jungle was neat looking. I liked the random little animals that were wandering around too. I don't know what to expect from unity now that I'm teetering on the edge of burned out with AC games, but I'm hopeful that it at least doesn't suck.

I felt burned out when I played through AC 3, but strangely enough playing through Liberation HD rejuvenated my love for the series. I don't know what it was that I enjoyed so much; maybe it was just the fact that it felt more concentrated than 3. I thought 3 was too big for its own good. May not bode well for my enjoyment of 4 by the sound of it.

 

[roedaniel19]

Velo you need to post these rules.

Rule #1 Don't ever drink Links chocolate milk.
Rule #2 No Squating
Rule #3 If you can only take 5min plow then Velo will go play video games.

He should've just kept plowing. He could've easily chalked it up to a misunderstanding, saying he thought she was just putting on a show for the cam watchers.

 

[jkam]

I think AC games would be better if they didn't release one every year. I don't even mean for quality's sake I mean for our sanity's sake.

 

[roedaniel19]

I think AC games would be better if they didn't release one every year. I don't even mean for quality's sake I mean for our sanity's sake.

I've skipped only one so far (AC IV) and in a month I'll be 3 games behind. Crazy.

 

[Thermopyle]

I felt burned out when I played through AC 3, but strangely enough playing through Liberation HD rejuvenated my love for the series. I don't know what it was that I enjoyed so much; maybe it was just the fact that it felt more concentrated than 3. I thought 3 was too big for its own good. May not bode well for my enjoyment of 4 by the sound of it.

Does it connect to the AC3 story at all? I'm thinking to "rent" Liberation Vita from GS when I finish up with Demon Gaze. I'm still on AC2 on the main series titles, though.

I felt like Bloodlines (PSP) had the same benefit from being smaller--it was much shorter, there were less quests and such to do, and I was able to run around a bit and knock out the story without too much time investment. Too many games stick around longer than they should, IMO, and it's nice when a game doesn't take it too far.

 

[tylerh1701]

He should've just kept plowing. He could've easily chalked it up to a misunderstanding, saying he thought she was just putting on a show for the cam watchers.

"No More" of that sort of stuff Backlog. "No More"

(Btw my friends dad cracked up laughing the first time he saw that commercial. I don't know why he was laughing, but it was hilarious that he was)

 

[jkam]

I've skipped only one so far (AC IV) and in a month I'll be 3 games behind. Crazy.

It's why despite owning 2 and 3 I think I'm ok with skipping to 4 and not looking back. That includes no brotherhood or revelations either. I too only ever played half of 1. I finished Bloodlines and Liberation. I'm usually like I need to play them all (games in a series) but don't think I could catch up at this point and story wise I never get the sense that I'd be missing out on much.

Does it connect to the AC3 story at all? I'm thinking to "rent" Liberation Vita from GS when I finish up with Demon Gaze. I'm still on AC2 on the main series titles, though.

I felt like Bloodlines (PSP) had the same benefit from being smaller--it was much shorter, there were less quests and such to do, and I was able to run around a bit and knock out the story without too much time investment. Too many games stick around longer than they should, IMO, and it's nice when a game doesn't take it too far.

I enjoyed Bloodlines and Liberation too since they were shorter. AC4 is the first one I feel like I'm really getting "into" now.

 

[roedaniel19]

Does it connect to the AC3 story at all? I'm thinking to "rent" Liberation Vita from GS when I finish up with Demon Gaze. I'm still on AC2 on the main series titles, though.

I felt like Bloodlines (PSP) had the same benefit from being smaller--it was much shorter, there were less quests and such to do, and I was able to run around a bit and knock out the story without too much time investment. Too many games stick around longer than they should, IMO, and it's nice when a game doesn't take it too far.

There's one mission that you cooperate with Connor on, and an optional one where you play as Connor (this is only in the HD version). Nothing major though, totally fine to play it before AC 3.

 

[roedaniel19]

It's why despite owning 2 and 3 I think I'm ok with skipping to 4 and not looking back. That includes no brotherhood or revelations either. I too only ever played half of 1. I finished Bloodlines and Liberation. I'm usually like I need to play them all (games in a series) but don't think I could catch up at this point and story wise I never get the sense that I'd be missing out on much.

I enjoyed Bloodlines and Liberation too since they were shorter. AC4 is the first one I feel like I'm really getting "into" now.

You're doing yourself a terrible disservice by skipping Brotherhood.

 

[jkam]

You're doing yourself a terrible disservice by skipping Brotherhood.

I heard 2 is awesome too. I'll never say never but I really don't want to drag that mentality into this PS4 generation. I have 2 backlogged PS4 games and I'm playing 1. If I can finish Peace Walker before I'm done with AC4 I might just do Ground Zeroes PS4 right after it. I'm trying to finish up series that I know I want to follow into the PS4 era. So for something like Assassin's Creed which I've never really been invested in, in the first place, it seems a bit artificial for me to force myself into trying or to go back for that matter. It might just be a game I play ever 3rd or 4th one. I know I can't keep up with their release schedule as it is now.

On the other side of it I'd rather play Uncharted 3, Infamous 2, Infamous Second Son, Portal 2 etc. before I'd go back to an older AC. Trying to prioritize more these days.

 

[roedaniel19]

I heard 2 is awesome too. I'll never say never but I really don't want to drag that mentality into this PS4 generation. I have 2 backlogged PS4 games and I'm playing 1. If I can finish Peace Walker before I'm done with AC4 I might just do Ground Zeroes PS4 right after it. I'm trying to finish up series that I know I want to follow into the PS4 era. So for something like Assassin's Creed which I've never really been invested in, in the first place, it seems a bit artificial for me to force myself into trying or to go back for that matter. It might just be a game I play ever 3rd or 4th one. I know I can't keep up with their release schedule as it is now.

On the other side of it I'd rather play Uncharted 3, Infamous 2, Infamous Second Son, Portal 2 etc. before I'd go back to an older AC.

Oh you were saying you owned AC 2 and were gonna skip it? That's the best AC game ever!

 

[kilik64]

The thread will be sad to know that I did not win a white ps4 from taco bell.

 

[jkam]

Oh you were saying you owned AC 2 and were gonna skip it? That's the best AC game ever!

Lol, I know I've heard. Re-read my previous post. I think some of my backlogged PS3 games fate rely on how well I keep up with the PS4 gen. Don't know how I ever thought 3 consoles (last gen) was a good idea. Sweet Brown.

 

[roedaniel19]

Lol, I know I've heard. Re-read my previous post. I think some of my backlogged PS3 games fate rely on how well I keep up with the PS4 gen. Don't know how I ever thought 3 consoles (last gen) was a good idea. Sweet Brown.

Geez though man, cut something else out of the playlist. PLAY AC 2.

 

[crunchewy]

The thread will be sad to know that I did not win a white ps4 from taco bell.

I didn't either, but then I didn't buy the dreaded big box. I win!

 

[breakfuss]

Not skinny, plus the weight in that frame... Must be chubby.

Big boneded.

 

[masonbetha85]

Big boneded.

I'd give her a big bone.

(That's a reference to my dick.)

And, by the way, I have 3 Chase credit cards.