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This is why I love this thread.  I'm sitting at my desk catching up (the thread has taken off like Amy Schumer's career in the past few hours), and my co-worker looks at me and says, 'What the fuck are you laughing at?'.

 
K enough posting for this week, lol. ill post if I get a plat again,

I don't want to offend anyone. Hope everyone has a great day!

yeah and fantastic four, what the hell with mr.fantastic?! isn't that actor not even 30

 
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here imma help everyone out

  • pharm - getting divorced, pretty awesome drunk poster, kid is a hassle, your/you're/blah blah
  • zimm - also getting divorced, for some inexplicable reason won't buy a ps4.  also works for target/cartwheel which is awesome because I love target.
  • stotch - thread troll and revels in it.  also heavy but I think he ditched some weight a while back.   whores out IA with no shame constantly.
  • tyler - cheap.  single.  loves penis but in denial.  hasn't paid for a game in years because of all his sweet IA hookups thanks exclusively to our clicks.
  • vig - apparently bases his opinions on review scores but I never got that one.  hordes of flipping credit and his hands shake like he has an illness after an intense gaming moment.  
  • cro - so good at video games he can use virtually any appendage to accomplish feats none of us can dream of.  and it's soooo easy.
  • chewy - old; pinball wizard
  • me - blathering idiot who swears too much and steals other people's jokes with reckless abandon.  also failed three times at getting hired by bugles.  wannabe trophy slut but fails at that too.  incredibly handsome.  
  • top - anger issues (YOU GO PLAY BIOSHOCK ASSHOLE), something about a dishwasher.  part of the kickass early morning wake up crew!  yeah!
  • pancakes - constantly lies about streaming and can't play anything for more than 5 minutes.
  • madchemist - so far nothing, but the day will come
  • cleaner - chick magnet
  • bums - has an unending love affair with mary and just terrible taste in music
  • crazy - probably has a pretty tawdry personal life but we've only gotten hints
  • gator - trophy addict.  sleeps on a pillow made of gold from all of the IA referral money he gets from cag.  pretends to know a lot about beer but is probably just really good at using Bing(tm).
  • jay - loves ridiculous shoes and hoodies that are hilariously overpriced.  I miss the power rankings.  thread troll junior.  rip

I could probably keep going but I need to get to work.  start there.

stop taking this shit so seriously.  srsly.

 
madchemist76 said:
This is why I love this thread. I'm sitting at my desk catching up (the thread has taken off like Amy Schumer's career in the past few hours), and my co-worker looks at me and says, 'What the fuck are you laughing at?'.
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You love this thread because it's the best one CAG. The laughs are a bonus!
 
MildObstruction said:
here imma help everyone out

  • pharm - getting divorced, pretty awesome drunk poster, kid is a hassle, your/you're/blah blah
  • zimm - also getting divorced, for some inexplicable reason won't buy a ps4. also works for target/cartwheel which is awesome because I love target.
  • stotch - thread troll and revels in it. also heavy but I think he ditched some weight a while back. whores out IA with no shame constantly.
  • tyler - cheap. single. loves penis but in denial. hasn't paid for a game in years because of all his sweet IA hookups thanks exclusively to our clicks.
  • vig - apparently bases his opinions on review scores but I never got that one. hordes of flipping credit and his hands shake like he has an illness after an intense gaming moment.
  • cro - so good at video games he can use virtually any appendage to accomplish feats none of us can dream of. and it's soooo easy.
  • chewy - old; pinball wizard
  • me - blathering idiot who swears too much and steals other people's jokes with reckless abandon. also failed three times at getting hired by bugles. wannabe trophy slut but fails at that too. incredibly handsome.
  • top - anger issues (YOU GO PLAY BIOSHOCK ASSHOLE), something about a dishwasher. part of the kickass early morning wake up crew! yeah!
  • pancakes - constantly lies about streaming and can't play anything for more than 5 minutes.
  • madchemist - so far nothing, but the day will come
  • cleaner - chick magnet
  • bums - has an unending love affair with mary and just terrible taste in music
  • crazy - probably has a pretty tawdry personal life but we've only gotten hints
  • gator - trophy addict. sleeps on a pillow made of gold from all of the IA referral money he gets from cag. pretends to know a lot about beer but is probably just really good at using Bing(tm).
  • jay - loves ridiculous shoes and hoodies that are hilariously overpriced. I miss the power rankings. thread troll junior. rip

I could probably keep going but I need to get to work. start there.

stop taking this shit so seriously. srsly.
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WTF? I'm not listed.

 
simmias said:
God damn it, Fantastic Four is getting brutal reviews.
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I've read a few previews that mentioned how it's just bland and that it tries way too hard. That seems to be the issue with movies not made directly by Marvel themselves. They all think that superheroes are super serious business for some reason, despite stuff like The Avengers and Iron Man tearing it up at the box office. Sure they can have serious undertones, but no one watches a superhero movie thinking "Man I wish this was more realistic."

People like to watch supehero movies because they're fun and silly most of the time. That's the same reason they read the comics they're based on.

 
jkam said:
Not surprised, when I saw the trailer I was like wow that looks awful.
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AV Club review said it didn't even have the scene from the trailer of The Thing falling from the sky, and that there's only pretty much one action sequence. And that they don't get their powers until an hour in to a 100 minute movie.
 
Crunchewy said:
Today is apparently IPA Day. Good day for you to try another IPA, Pharm!

http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2015/08/ipa-day-is-august-6th-are-you-ready.html

That also has a link to a blind taste test ranking of IPAs that they did, for whatever that's worth. I was surprised to see Heavy Seas' Loose Cannon way up there (7th), but I do like that beer quite a lot. They have a cask conditioned version they serve at their brewpub that's even better, but I don't think they bottle or can it, which is a shame.
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Too bad Green Flash didn't send in anything to be included on the list (they have one of my favorite beers), but it's nice to see Angel City crack the top 20. Always end up with a case of their beer when it shows up at Costco.

 
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pharmacrest said:
You guys were actually looking forward to the "new" Fantastic Four movie? Da fuq?
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It can't be worse than the old ones.

Oh, and there's this, the doomed version that never got released:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVLqs9MrGbw

So yeah. It can't be too bad, critics aside (critics are assholes anyway.)

 
Pootie Tang is so bad... And the worst movie I seen in some time... But I saw Stiffler's Mom on the movie tho... And a cameo from Missy Elliot... But that movie is... I can't with this...
 
simmias said:
AV Club review said it didn't even have the scene from the trailer of The Thing falling from the sky, and that there's only pretty much one action sequence. And that they don't get their powers until an hour in to a 100 minute movie.
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Sounds like my problem with every bad superhero movie.

 
I'm glad those turned in to accidental power rankings.

true story: there's a train wreck of a problem at my work preventing a bunch of people in the Philippines from working and I just spent time posting that list because I am not a good employee.  sorry if you weren't included dickfaces.

 
Yeah Pete, quit "working" and do the rest of us, you lazy chump!  I just became an official card carrying member of the butt buddies so I deserve one!

 
I'ma go see Fantastic 4. I was going to wait until it hit the discount or redbox, but then Best Buy decided to have $8 movie tickets with copies of Chronicle for $5. I also had Chronicle for $4.99 with prime shipping in my amazon cart for months.

 
Zimm108 said:
My take is that Amy Schumer makes fat jokes and Mae Whitman is dubbed the fat girl because entertainment blogs/reporters and non-realistic comment sections/twitter don't see them as super skinny like they want everyone to be. Obviously we know that she's not fat and that she's attractive, but the dumbfucks are much louder (and may have more numbers) so they get out in front of that shit. More power to them because I'd bang them both.

#InBeforeYou'dBangAnythingJokes
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Thermopyle said:
It can't be worse than the old ones.

Oh, and there's this, the doomed version that never got released:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVLqs9MrGbw

So yeah. It can't be too bad, critics aside (critics are assholes anyway.)
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I took a bunch of screenwriting classes in college, and the guy who taught most of them is making a documentary about that movie.

http://doomedthemovie.com/

It's actually been getting some decent press.

 
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