I'm part of the squigly line crew too. only suckers write out their full name on mortgage documents.
oh yeah I had a dream last night that I was buying another house. I went inside in the middle of the night to start planning some of the work we needed to do to it and all of the pipes burst in the house simultaneously caving in the ceiling and starting a slow flood of the basement. When I tried to turn the main off the handle was fake and made out of styrofoam and it just crumpled up in my hand. Then the previous home owner walked in, went down to the basement and just started pushing everything down there to the middle. I asked him if he knew about this and he said something like, "oh yeah, happens about once a week." then I woke up.