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I blame the people that make forklifts for all these gifs.  Shouldnt technology be advanced enough that driving a forklift is exactly like driving a car and not be so complicated that people cant figure it out in 5 minutes?

Oh wait, no one is good at driving a car either...

 
my guess is that they can definitely change the in-game requirements for a trophy with a patch (i.e. if something requires 500 kills they could make it pop at 5) but they can't change the trophy list or descriptions once they're posted.
Trophy descriptions can be changed, I'm pretty sure. Can't remember any off the top of my head, but I'm sure I've seen patch notes that mention they've made trophy descriptions clearer.

 
My kids' daycare is closed for Good Friday and I work from home on Fridays. For the amount of money I'm paying that daycare should be opened on weekends and holidays. So I'm sitting here trying to work while my mother-in-law watches them. It's not the worst thing but I'm not gonna be able to slack off and play games like a normal Friday.
Jesus died for THIS?!?!?

 
I blame the people that make forklifts for all these gifs. Shouldnt technology be advanced enough that driving a forklift is exactly like driving a car and not be so complicated that people cant figure it out in 5 minutes?

Oh wait, no one is good at driving a car either...
I remember when they first put those grooves near the medians on the highways, some car in front of me hit those and it startled the driver so much, he did a 45 degree turn to the right, tried to right himself, and slammed nose first into a light pole off the shoulder, which crumbled like a poorly constructed Chinese building. He looked alright but was like what the fuck just happened. I called the police and ems at the rest stop up ahead as this was in 1998 and I didn't have a cell phone back then.

 
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Jesus died for THIS?!?!?
nope, for this.

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I just went and read some of the reviews and it sounds like the game is actually bad. not just pc nerds giving it da business. mucked up controls, boring gameplay, uninteresting fighting mechanics, etc. everyone says that it looks good and has a sweet metal soundtrack.
You'd be shocked how overly positive steam reviews are. Usually I have to dial my expectations back. Either steam's formula for calculating user reviews is skewed to make them look better than they are, or steam players are way more generous than they should be.

fucking Zotrix is "Mostly Positive" reviews!

 
Trophy descriptions can be changed, I'm pretty sure. Can't remember any off the top of my head, but I'm sure I've seen patch notes that mention they've made trophy descriptions clearer.
Actually, your right about descriptions changing as they changed one of the God of War ones. It was the Bros before Hoes trophy. They caved to feminism. Cue people telling me I am an asshole for not thinking that description was that bad.

 
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Seems most of the Slain complaints center around crap controls when using the keyboard, which is probably contributing to their negative view of the gameplay. Everyone raves about the visuals though.

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One nice thing about indies that release on PC first is that they get to be the guinea pigs on the games.

 
I blame the people that make forklifts for all these gifs. Shouldnt technology be advanced enough that driving a forklift is exactly like driving a car and not be so complicated that people cant figure it out in 5 minutes?

Oh wait, no one is good at driving a car either...
Forklifts are super easy. People are just dumb.

 
We have a lot less people in our buildings today but still a good amount since the bank is actually open. Stupid Fed stays open even though all the actual markets are closed. But I love it because I can do even less work than normal today (can you work less than nothing?) and bullshit with everyone out in the open.

Needless to say we are going to Winghouse for a two hour lunch today. Surprisingly all of us have really enjoyed their food lately. They actually have a really good meatloaf sandwich and club sandwich. Their wings are the least enjoyable item on their menu!
I have been testing this theory this morning and it turns out I totally can do even less work than normal. Yay negative productivity!

 
No running water in the main office building for an hour. Construction in the company next door. I asked where is the outhouse. Apparently the warehouse since the have running water.
 
I dont care that its Florida, but why the fuck are our police even concerned with shit like this? She wasnt forced to do it so why are we arresting people for this stupid shit? It doesnt hurt anyone but themselves and courts and jails are already over crowded with nonsense.
It's considered animal abuse.

 
I don't think anything around here is closed on Good Friday. Heck, I'm not even sure if most people around here are even aware of what Good Friday is.

 
I want Prismatic but gonna wait for a good 75% sale on it.

Dreamals is fun puzzle game (lol) but not much of a discount there. Battle Trivia Knockout is an unmitigated disaster, but easy 100%

 
I want Prismatic but gonna wait for a good 75% sale on it.

Dreamals is fun puzzle game (lol) but not much of a discount there. Battle Trivia Knockout is an unmitigated disaster, but easy 100%
Wait I own Prismatic Solid. Was getting it confused with Hyper Void, which I'm waiting for a 75% sale on.

Wonder how much I paid for it...

 
oh god, someone dumped out their garlicy pasta sauce junk in the sink yesterday before they left. didn't bother washing it down. now it's caked to the sides and stinks like hell. i'm sure the rest of it is in the trash can too. would have been AWFUL if I hadn't found it, and it went all weekend. 

why are people such dumb assholes.

 
Total Recoil 100%

Fun and easy twin stick shooter. Just bought the challenges I didn't feel like farming. The Flamethrower was probably the most used weapon. Then upgrade the coin magnet because there's lots that are off screen and can't reach them.
 
Dumbass pizza place. Ordered and paid. Told him I was going next door (shares a store with Dunkin). DD was taking forever. Get back he forgot to put my slices in.

I knew I should have went to Dominos.

 
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Wait I own Prismatic Solid. Was getting it confused with Hyper Void, which I'm waiting for a 75% sale on.

Wonder how much I paid for it...
Pretty sure I bought Prismatic too and it was cheaper than $5.

I tried playing Hyper Void a couple weeks ago and hated it. Its one of those where your ship goes up and around the screen in a circle. I hated that shit as my brain got the controls confused too much. If you can handle that its pretty but basic.

 
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