PSNOT 3.0 - Let's Talk About University of Kentucky, Baby!

[theheroweneed]

Thats a well thought out point. Are you off the weed today?

No.

 

[mebegod]

I'll give a $20 psn code to anyone who can guess what I buried in my backyard today.

dead hooker

 

[simmias]

I'll give a $20 psn code to anyone who can guess what I buried in my backyard today.

Your hope chest?

 

[jhuneycutt]

I'll give a $20 psn code to anyone who can guess what I buried in my backyard today.

Your ps4. Bring on the ps4k!

 

[Thermopyle]

Just got home to find the water has been turned off for scheduled maintenance on 3 nearby water mains. The schedule called for the water to be shut off from 3pm-9pm. The woman at the water company seemed surprised that I hadn't gotten notified ahead of time and let me know things are running late so they only started an hour ago (when I got off work, basically.) She had no answer for why this was scheduled in the evening when everybody is home to cook dinner and do laundry and fill their toilets. 

And yeah I just used the last water in the toilet to take a piss that I can't wash my hands after.  

 

[simmias]

Looks like you're going out to eat tonight!

 

[Thermopyle]

I'll give a $20 psn code to anyone who can guess what I buried in my backyard today.

A turtle.

 

[GamerDude316]

I'll give a $20 psn code to anyone who can guess what I buried in my backyard today.

Your backlog?

 

[QuarterRoy00]

I'll give a $20 psn code to anyone who can guess what I buried in my backyard today.

Your hopes and dreams?

 

[pitfallharry219]

This 40 hour trophy in Saints Row will not pop. I swear it's been two hours since I got the pop-up that the counter was at 39.

 

[crunchewy]

I'll give a $20 psn code to anyone who can guess what I buried in my backyard today.

A $20 PSN code

 

[Cage017]

I'll give a $20 psn code to anyone who can guess what I buried in my backyard today.

$20

 

[Feeding the Abscess]

I'll give a $20 psn code to anyone who can guess what I buried in my backyard today.

Your poop, because - plot twist - Therm is your sock, and your water has been shut off for the evening.

 

[Sagemoon]

I'll give a $20 psn code to anyone who can guess what I buried in my backyard today.

Your mattress

 

[Z-Saber]

I'll give a $20 psn code to anyone who can guess what I buried in my backyard today.

Seeds/flowers/plants/vegetables

 

[crunchewy]

Sage wins

 

[wrencrest]

I'll give a $20 psn code to anyone who can guess what I buried in my backyard today.

YOUR mom.

But seriously I laughed really hard for 5 straight minutes after I read cro's response. Sorry kilik!

I may also be a little tipsy.

 

[kilik64]

She aint really dead.

Cro is also the biggest asshole in here.

 

[simmias]

Holy crap, I need to start watching commercials.  This AT&T Lily chick is ridiculous.

 

[handsomepete]

That dude's mom.

Placenta?

old playboys

A dead hamster. We'll miss you, Nibbles!

dead hooker

Your hope chest?

Your ps4. Bring on the ps4k!

 

[handsomepete]

A turtle.

Your backlog?

Your hopes and dreams?

A $20 PSN code

$20

Your poop, because - plot twist - Therm is your sock, and your water has been shut off for the evening.

Your mattress

Seeds/flowers/plants/vegetables

YOUR mom.

incredibly one of the answers posted today is half correct. you'll know it was you if you get a $10 psn code in your inbox tomorrow.

 

[pitfallharry219]

You can just go ahead and tell me I was right and keep the code for yourself.

 

[Cage017]

I'll like the post that announces who the winner is.

 

[mpaullin]

incredibly one of the answers posted today is half correct. you'll know it was you if you get a $10 psn code in your inbox tomorrow.

Two dead hookers?

 

[Sagemoon]

Your hopes and dreams?

 

[crunchewy]

Somebody else's poop.

 

[Bumslie]

Send me the other $10 in space bucks.

 

[wrencrest]

incredibly one of the answers posted today is half correct. you'll know it was you if you get a $10 psn code in your inbox tomorrow.

your wife?!?!

 

[kanamit]

WHERE THE WERE THESE TEACHERS WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL?!

Still in diapers.

 

[PancakesAreLove]

Holy crap, I need to start watching commercials. This AT&T Lily chick is ridiculous.

Yeah she's fine. She is (was?) in a yahoo sci-fi show. Show was god awful but also cute in that one too.

 

[handsomepete]

You can just go ahead and tell me I was right and keep the code for yourself.

Sounds good to me, saves me ten bucks. You were half right. It was two placentas. Can you tell me what I was wearing today too?

 

[wrencrest]

I'm glad I checked the weather. Who the knew it wouldn't get out of the 50s in NYC this time of year?! Jesus Christ man! I gotta bring a ing jacket for a day trip!

 

[pitfallharry219]

munky be crushing dreams one minute and then building them back up the next.

 

[Vigilante]

Talos Principle is the next game to start dipping in price on Amazon, currently at $23.71: http://www.amazon.com/The-Talos-Principle-PS4/dp/B00X67FWNY

 

[jhuneycutt]

Oh, that reminded me that I had a great plan. I'm going to buy a beat up old van and hang out around high schools as class finishes every day. If the cops ever accuse me of trying to have sex with a minor, I'll explain that I'm there so the young teachers can have sex with me instead of some minors. I'll be protecting the minors! It'll basically be a public service I'm doing.

 

[theheroweneed]

After this math test made me its new girlfriend, I think my plans for the rest of the night consist of getting high and playing my Vita.

 

[Cage017]

Oh, that reminded me that I had a great plan. I'm going to buy a beat up old van and hang out around high schools as class finishes every day. If the cops ever accuse me of trying to have sex with a minor, I'll explain that I'm there so the young teachers can have sex with me instead of some minors. I'll be protecting the minors! It'll basically be a public service I'm doing.

Will it be in a van down by the river?

 

[theheroweneed]

 

[pitfallharry219]

On the Person of Interest premiere, there was a special guest appearance by 300 fat PS3s.

 

[mitch079]

Capitals are one loss away from having their 56 win season go to shit.  Penguins up 3-1 in the series after winning in OT.  

 

[QuarterRoy00]

That thing where you need 10 kills in a match for an elusive trophy and you have 9 and you get an enemy down to a sliver of health and time runs out on the match.

 

[Vigilante]

Dishonored 2 details from GameInformer: http://gematsu.com/2016/05/dishonored-2-detailed-game-informer

My favorite part:

Stealth and non-lethal options have been expanded to be more up to par with the amount of lethal options, including non-lethal aerial take-downs.

Aw yeah.

 

[tylerh1701]

Woo! Go Pens!

 

[tylerh1701]

Uncharted 4 review embargo lifts in an hour and 42 minutes. 

 

[theheroweneed]

I neither got high nor played my Vita (although I did set it up for tomorrow). Stupid chemistry homework.

 

[Cleaner7]

big thanks to team psnot (munky cleaner velo derek and me) for absolutely annihilating our first contract run. It's hands down the best part of the game that I can't stop playing for some reason. I wanna go again!

That was fun. I hope I get a contract soon! We gotta get munky his trophy since I know he has one.

I'm gonna download the Overwatch beta tonight and I think the Paragon beta is up again this weekend if anyone wants to play those. #MOBAMOBAMOBA

 

[PancakesAreLove]

That was fun. I hope I get a contract soon! We gotta get munky his trophy since I know he has one.

I'm gonna download the Overwatch beta tonight and I think the Paragon beta is up again this weekend if anyone wants to play those. #MOBAMOBAMOBA

I think they upped the encounter rate on the contracts as I got another one.

Also I'm down for Overwatch. Game seems to be the mp game of the year for me.

 

[Cleaner7]

Did anyone read the Drinkbox AMA? I think I saw Tyler post in there:

Thank you for supporting the vita... But seriously, why spend so much time developing for such a small install base?

Their answer? "Because we love you". Aww I love those guys and their games.

They opened up by asking the community a question:

If we made a Guacamelee 2, should it contain memes?

YES TO ANOTHER GUACAMELEE! I liked all the memes and references to other games but I guess I wouldn't miss them. The game has an awesome art style and soundtrack so it would be perfectly fine without them.

Someone then asked if we'll really see another Guacamelee and they said, "I think its safe to say at some point before our sun burns out that we'll return to the Guacamelee world". I'm so happy!

They have spoken with LRG about potential physical releases of their 3 main games but nothing solid yet. I remember IndieBox did Guacamelee one month so that's no surprise.

More Vita stuff:

What makes Vita an attractive platform for an Indie developer?

We've seen the most support on this platform from small and independent studios--people who have the least amount of capital to throw around. Why are you willing to publish on Vita when the big studios are not?

Answer: A bunch of reasons, but one of them is that indie devs are, for better or for worse, a passionate bunch. They're not always worried about the bottom line so more willing to take risks.

 

[handsomepete]

I would much rather have guacamelee 2 contain image macros.

 

[simmias]

Uncharted 4 review embargo lifts in an hour and 42 minutes.

Shocker: reviews are great!